How can you be lonely on a Board so full of people?
Okay so maybe it's just me and you at the moment, but you've loads of mates here. and just think of all the stuff you'll get tomorrow.
I've got to cook a bloody 8kg turkey for seven people. I CAN'T COOK.
The bastard needed defrosting for 48 hours before sitting in the oven for 6 hours.
I never want to take the giblets out of anything again!
