If you're ever making a low budget horror movie...

[Jenny-Mek]

A malteaser that's been trapped behind a storage heater for up to three years looks quite terrifying.
All skeletal and decayed.
Just needed to share that.
I should vacuum more often...

[paulvonscott]

Little known FACT

Maltesers are in fact the egg stage of the Kalandrain Moghal Insect, sold as a popular confectionary on Earth.

A carbohydrate lattice protects the embryo while it is encrusted with valuable fats and sugars, similar in appeaence and tast to earth chocolate, the egg is a prized delicacy across the galaxy.

While most get eaten, it is feared that some may indeed fall behind radiators and develop into thirty foot high insectoid monsters.

You appear to have been lucky enough to have had an unfertilised malteser.

I must go, the Mars Confectionary fan has just pulled up and there are men weilding stun guns.

Toodle-pip!

[Wood]

Paul, you really have to read something else besides Lovecraft.

[Thread Zero]

I hear his other lovecraft is pretty good too.

Pvs - sex machine!

hee hee

scojo puntastic:P

[Jenny-Mek]

Eww, I am never eating another malteaser again.
But a thirty foot high insectoid monster wouldn't fit into my shoebox flat unless it knocked down either the walls or the cielling.
Imagine... my own army of insectoid monsters...

[Trout]

PVS: that van had nothing to do with Mars.

It was someone else, finally taking you away

The Straitjacket does indeed Fit


MikeD

[Matt]

Did Bishop pay you to say that? Just being reminded of that series gives me shivers. Lets hope no one mentions the Soul Sisters...SHIT! I just did!!! Need to go lay down for a bit...

[Oddboy]

Can I just hype my own Squaxx dek Fame again & say I was on the Dreddlines page of Meg 1.16 writing about the SJ Fits.....

[paulvonscott]

No, they defintiely said they had treats in store for me.

"Imagine... my own army of insectoid monsters..."

Yes, it is a pleasing thought.  Thank you.

As for reading Lovecraft, read it all backwards and a gate opens up to Yog-Sothoths flat.  He throws a mean party and, bonus, lots of chicks.

I did worry about myself for a while, then Scojo started up, as long as he still seems strange I'm okay.

Cheers

Paul

p.s. If the malteser tastes funny, spit it out and don't look at it.

[Art]

Mr Morrison has writen some damn weird Lovecraft/Cthulhu stuff:

Link: http://www.grant-morrison.com/luvkraft.htm

[paulvonscott]

Er, yeah.  I'll check that out properly sometime, it looks dashed odd though.  Cheers.

Luvkraft?  Do they make that new eldritch horror that spreads straight from the fridge?

'Kids will do anything to get away from a Luvkraft Strangely Angled Processed Horror Wedge'

Yes, as soon as my own bullshit levels have dropped to safe proportions, I'll go and look at Morrison's site.  But if he asks me to touch myself, I'm leaving.

[Art]

Erm, well...

"I have charged sigils while bungee-jumping, lying dying in a hospital bed,
experiencing a toal solar eclipse and dancing to Techno. All of these methods proved to be highly effective but for the eager beginner nothing
beats the wank technique."

Link: http://www.grant-morrison.com/pop_magic!1.htm

[Wood]

Grant Morrison: a great comics writer and a complete loon.

[Mk13]

>As for reading Lovecraft, read it all backwards >and a gate opens up to Yog-Sothoths flat. He >throws a mean party and, bonus, lots of chicks.

...and he does those little lumps of cheese and pineapple impaled on little tentacles...

[JimBob]

 When read backwards in a bizzare reverse of 70's heavy metal Lovecraft gives the message "Jesus loves me this I know." Creepy. I can see Pat Mills burning Dagon as I type this.