You know full well my Adamantine Palacial Lair (supplied with haernogen tactical missiles) was destroyed in a freak mollusc storm. Some would say that mollusc storm was far from a natural occurance...
And do not call me Peevs, my full title is Predatory Violent Slaughterman, or simple PVS.
A.K.A. Slaughterman Jack, the Subterranean Slicer.
Wood? Ahem, is that an ironic title?