World's Worst... Tattoos

[The Amstor Computer]

Shitty day (week... month... year...) at work, so here's something that cheered me up when I got home & went through my email backlog. More fun in another thread, but for now I present...

THE WORLD'S WORST TATTOO!

[The Amstor Computer]

BTW - it may be fake, but I have a horrible feeling that somewhere out there on this loopy planet, there is someone geeky & daft enough to get a HTML tattoo...

[Funt Solo]

Ha!  He's even using the deprecated align attribute!

(Oh fuck - knowing that makes me sadder than him, doesn't it?)

[+rufus+]

I like it... but what would i know?
Tattoos? Bah..what sorta fool would desecrate themselves so?
:-) R

[ukdane]

Rufus, have you ever thought of skinning yourself and scanning your tattoos in?

[+rufus+]

Errrr....no.

[DavidXBrunt]

We have.

[Quirkafleeg]

Haven't you read Roald Dahl's 'Skin'?

[Mike Carroll]

> Haven't you read Roald Dahl's 'Skin'?

Is that the one where the skinhead kid breaks into the chocolate factory and hacks off Willy Wonka's arms?

[Art]

First up that's very, very old. so if you just got it in your email you must be waaaaay outof the interweb loop. You'll be telling us about the dancing hampsters or the amusing turkish guy next.

Secondly that's clearly NOT the worlds worstest tatoo. Outside of wether you think it's funny and cute  - which clearly it isn't, but it may have seemd that way back in 1997 back when the guy had it done  - at least it's merely some inoffensive text. It's not a badly drawn jaguar, or worse a badly drawn image of the guys own family tatooed upon his flesh. Theres a huge amount of scope for tatoos worse than this one.

[Satanist]

My mate had a tattoo of a wolf howling at the moon...except it looked like a hamster eating a white chocolate orange.

[Quirkafleeg]

Bah... that shite Status Quo tat pix that some of the more senior members of the board may remember has been taken down... that truely was the worse tatoo evah

[scutfink]

A freind of mine has a series of 0's and 1's tattoed down his forearm which he claims is a binary translation of the word Geek.

I was quite drunk when he was showing this off in the pub so I can't remember the order they were in...

[+rufus+]

     I had the misfortune of seeing one of the worst tattoos.
             Having a few scratchy lines on me, others feel compelled to share their own slices of inked stupidity with me.
 This fat guy came up to me at a gig and pulled up his shirt, and proudly displayed an awfully rendered picture of a woman on all fours on his stomach.
   He'd 'cleverly' had it done so arsehole was in fact his hairy belly button.
  He then drew the cigarette out of his mouth and shoved it in his belly button and proclaimed 'this bitch'll take anything up 'er mate!'
 I was, err...,lost for words.
I can only assume he had a long history as a prison wife, or a sexual attraction to his own belly button.
Very very sad.
Rufus

[Satanist]

"He then drew the cigarette out of his mouth and shoved it in his belly button and proclaimed 'this bitch'll take anything up 'er mate!' "

I bet the winter nights just fly by in his cell.

That reminded me, when I was getting my first one done a young chap walks in and asks how much it would cost to have "Made in Glasgow" on his belly with an arrow pointing down to his groin. I do hope he got that done as I thought it witty and extremely classy.