World's Worst... Tattoos

[auxlen]

I've never wanted a tattoo...being the kind of person that is seriously into something one week and spends all his money on it as it is his great passion and love...and the next week is totally into something else and wishing how he hadn't spent all his money on that other stuff. I think that there is nothing in the world that I could draw on my body that wouldn't shame/annoy mortify me a few days or months later.

Also, Imagine the guy that first thought to put the barcode on the back of his neck. Personally I thought that was quite a cool tattoo and said something. But then loads of people got one and it's rendered less effective. like those stupid Chinese symbols you see on girls ass cheeks everywhere.....

Also, since when did it become acceptable for girls to show off their ass cracks on the bus and everywhere? for years blokes were derided for having a plumbers arse. Now I see 12 ass cracks before I go to work! Double standards or what? If I wanna see ass I'll go on the internet!

Rant over hahaha.

[johnnystress]

"you see on girls ass cheeks everywhere.....
"

wher do you live and how much does it cost to get there from Ireland?

:)

[The Amstor Computer]

Art --

Heh, I'm just generally out of the loop with this kind of internet weirdness (mind you, I can tell you what an image macro is & give you a list of the current top five GAF catchphrases...)

[Wils]

I've seen some shockers in my time, but one of the worst has to be one that I saw at a gig, of what appeared to be a full-back tattoo of a naked woman dancing within a mushroom cloud as drawn by a hyperopic toddler. The bloke who's tatt it was looked like a combination of King Buzzo and Marti Cain, so you would've thought he'd want to attract as little attention to himself as possible.

[Richmond Clements]

Oh that's a good call, Mr Brunt! That'd look great.

I've, for a long time, harboured a desire for a tattoo of this, nerd that I am...

[Woolly]

Ive always wanted Slaine's arm and neck torcs as tattoos, but seeing as my body is more like Frank Spencer's as opposed to Slaine's it'd probably make me look a bit of a twat!

I'll probably settle for a Judge Death skull n crossbones.

[The Amstor Computer]

[Wils]

Careful, Amstor, that's virtually Slaine fanfic. You don't want Mr Mills coming after you with a sharpened French hardback graphic novel... ;)

[Woolly]

Considering Pat Mills hasnt ever (to my knowledge) written himself into anything, could you a fanfic story *starring* Pat Mills without incurring his wrath?

Or is that just the most stupid question ever asked?

[Cordite]

"First up that's very, very old. so if you just got it in your email you must be waaaaay outof the interweb loop. You'll be telling us about the dancing hampsters or the amusing turkish guy next.

Secondly that's clearly NOT the worlds worstest tatoo. Outside of wether you think it's funny and cute - which clearly it isn't, but it may have seemd that way back in 1997 back when the guy had it done - at least it's merely some inoffensive text. It's not a badly drawn jaguar, or worse a badly drawn image of the guys own family tatooed upon his flesh. Theres a huge amount of scope for tatoos worse than this one."

Presume this is a joke; otherwise it's a weird & pathetic attempt at something - "bullying?/I'm cooller than you?"

I mean, the sheer *cheek* of the thread starter using "Worst BLANK ever." Obviously required a smackdown from some cheap point-scorer.

[Mike Carroll]

One or two tattoos can look pretty cool, but when someone has lots of them the effect is diminished somewhat. A girl I once knew had her entire front torso done. I saw her naked from the waist up and didn't realise it until much later. I thought she was just wearing a colourful t-shirt...

[hag]

just to confirm thats a pretty too old picture. plus thats not that bad, i admit to worse.

including a gormenghast tattoo i got when i was 17.

[Dudley]

Presume this is a joke; otherwise it's a weird & pathetic attempt at something - "bullying?/I'm cooller than you?"

Nah, they know each other really well, chill, happy vibes, happy talking talking happy talk, etc...

Remember the first rule of the internet: always presume the other guy's either joking, a wee bit soft in the head, "not worth it", writing in a language that only looks as though it's English, or looking for a fight (and why would you be the patsy?).  

Look - penguins!

[Satanist]

That last penguin reminds me of gasmask boy from Dr Who.

[johnnystress]

I thought it was Barabara Striesand with bat-ears