World's Worst... Tattoos

[johnnystress]

[Richmond Clements]

That's just so wrong it is almost beautiful.

[TordelBack]

Hey, it makes about as much sense as the original.

[Judge von Boom]

Maybe it's the poor image but that comma after staff looks more like a melanoma. Perhaps a trip to the quack is in order?

JvB

[Rog69]

I like how the lonely bracket in front of art makes it look like fart 

[vzzbux]

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[Judge von Boom]

What a fucking mess.

It seems to be covering up a nasty patch of skin cancer.

JvB

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Which raises the question.... If you had only two options... a nasty scar left over from skin cancer treatment OR a BAD tatto that would cover it... what would you do?

[Emperor]

I've only just realised it is an upper chest and shoulder not two buttocks. I'm clearly not perusing enough pictures of naked humans. 

I suspect it might look like a mess, but there is a story behind it that brings all the elements together (it may be the point is that it almost requires someone seeing it to ask what it all means). Unless his tattooist was partially sighted and fully insane...

[fonky]

Looks like he had some hallucinogenic M 'n' M's. Whats with the pac monster?

[Emperor]

It is by this guy, who seems to specialise in complex, almost abstract tattoos that also include elements on 80s pop culture (there is another one combining a space invader and a test card...):

http://www.myspace.com/losthighwaytatoo/photos/albums/tat2/878007

Although some seem to claim it is a formula for solving the Rubik's Cube:

http://walyou.com/rubiks-cube-formula-tattoo/

I am sceptical.

[Judge Jack]

Although some seem to claim it is a formula for solving the Rubik's Cube:

If thats true, then it really is a crap tattoo, coz it looks nowt like somebody peeling off the stickers and then putting them back on again in the right order.

[Banners]

I've only just realised it is an upper chest and shoulder not two buttocks. I'm clearly not perusing enough pictures of naked humans. 

That's what I thought too - glad you admitted it first(!)

[fonky]

Hasn't no one told 'im that rudiks cubes went out wiv FRANKIE SAYS RELAX t-shirts and vinyl records and kids nowadays are more into "Sonic the Hedgehog" and Mutant Ninja Turtles?

[W. R. Logan]