I am too polite to do that ! but i hate the standing in a line business and someone else behind you breathing down your neck so i always go to one side a bit. You think all this is wierd? its not easy living with it either.
I saw someone i know in the local off licence recently. his name is Val and he is the size of a Bear and makes me feel a bit small in comparison. Anyway he was a bit pissed already and he picked up 4 cans, opened one, had a sip, and just walked out of the shop. Someone behind the till said you cant leave without paying for those. He said "You try stopping me" and that was it . You said queue jumping. I thought this was better. He gave me one of the cans as well but i couldnt drink it as it was brewed in the uk piss. Good job i didnt otherwise i would have been in possesion of stolen property.
This was the best queue jump i have ever done. It was at Lewes bonfire night.I went by train that night.When it was over i went back to Lewes station.To get back to Brighton you had to stand in a line and wait. I wasnt into that.The queue to get onto the Brighton train went right along the whole length of the road outside and nearly as wide. There was no queue for Hastings and Eastbourne at all. So i just went through that bit and then switched platforms and got on the Brighton train. Easy. I couldnt believe how no one did this at all. ...we found it hilarious.
Just for the record when did Johnny eyebrows change his user name? I need to know this as i did join this message board last year i think?. I only posted twice and lost interest for some reason. My name then was Peter the wolf. when i came back recently i couldnt find that name recently so i joined up again as Peterwolf. t hats either the worst thing that ever happened or the best or some where in between. Thats up to you to say but to be fair i did give you a warning about what this might involve !
If johnny eyebrows was posting at that time then that may explain it as i am as much the sceptic as you all are. I do have a photographic memory for very small details. Thats not that unusual but good when you are looking for something.
to solve this easily look for Peter the Wolf and see if johnny eyebrows was Johnny Eyebrows then . Thats easy. I dont know how to do this but maybe someone else does.
