You bastard I wish I hadn't just seen that link
I know, I know, it's one evil pile of mostly-white plastic alright. But you wouldn't believe how much edible stuff you can find out the back of Maccers, and holidays are greatly overrated.
I felt the most appalling pangs of guilt last week when I bought 4(!) of the Comic Packs, and then picked up a ride-on toy for my son from a skip outside our office... (true story). I'm a shit, and it's all your fault, Lucas.