Speed Dating

[satchmo]

I went speed dating once and it was a good laugh, although I was so nervous I got totally pissed before I got there. It helps if you go along with a friend, I went with my friend Catherine and we bigged each other up all night. I met a rather nice girl and we dated for quite a while.

I'm wondering why 'bumsex girl' needs to go speed dating after that chat up line :)

[Wils]

Make sure you clean under the rim when you are done.

I'm now never going to be able to look at Toilet Duck the same way ever again.

[Tweak72]

Submitted without comment.

[JamesC]

I've got a yes match from the bumsex girl!
I haven't emailed her yet, I'm scared!
I can see the fantasy turning into a terrible reality and I'll end up being ashamed of myself.

[Satanist]

"I've got a yes match from the bumsex girl! "

Just make sure she's really a girl! Oh and don't fall for that 12 inch clitoris line like I did...I mean my mate did!!!

[TordelBack]

Bum sex isn't all its up cracked to be, you know. ; >

[Dunk!]

Why are folks obsessed with bum sex?

Is it a need to go against the flow?

[Proudhuff]

Ask if she's Dave-the-Trucker when she's on line?

[JamesC]

She's pretty full on. I'm more concerned that she's going to get a giant butt-plug out to use on me or something.

[House of Usher]

Even so, I'd've emailed her already! You know you won't get the admiration of your peers unless you do make a date with her, you quick about it man, and have at it!

The classy thing would be,of course, to ask her out for a drink, not immediately bumsex.

So, which is she then: nurse or teacher?

[Queen Firey-Bou]

so can the comments made on the initial meeting be used as a form of 'contract' ? so if the date doesnt result in bum-sex you can sue the bitch ? wouldnt it all be simpler to pay for it ? or go to some crappy friday nightclub with a placard saying " woman wanted for bum-sex, will buy drinks "

unless of course youre looking for some sort of meaningful relationship or friendship, in which case i'd avoid all of the above like the plague, including bum-sex girl who clearly has an anxious avoidant attachment strategy and needs  counselling .

[Peter Wolf]

Its not my cup of tea thats for sure.


Call me old fashioned but if sex is a pain in the arse then you are doing it the wrong way.


Nice girls wouldnt be taking part in this you know.

[TordelBack]

I'm more concerned that she's going to get a giant butt-plug out to use on me or something.

Tell you what though, your Best Man is going to have the easiest speech-writing gig ever.

[House of Usher]

"Nice girls wouldnt be taking part in this you know."

What, speed dating or bum sex?

Ah, sexual politics: the bane of my teenage years! I'd have got a lot further a lot sooner if I'd worried less about political correctness and more about getting my end away.

I say if it feels good, do it. You're a long time dead, and the evidence as I see it tends to point to the conclusion this is all we get, so we may as well enjoy it.

[Dunk!]

The light of my life has promised bum-sex, if she's gets to stick a broom handle in my nether regions in return.

I was shocked and a little hurt.

She could have at least sweetened the blow by saying a big broom handle. :(