Speed Dating

[TordelBack]

I'm reading Stephen Fry's Hippopotamus at the moment (bizarrely it's not unlike a particularly good Iain (no 'M') Banks novel), and after a prolonged session of gay sex in Venice, a character has just remarked: "My back pussy was like an airsock".  Let that be a warning to you all.

[TordelBack]

I think I meant "windsock" there.  Oh it's all so confusing.  

[Proudhuff]

'I was shocked and a little hurt.'

you should have lubed first

Butthuff

[Buttonman]

In some Ben Dover films, that I haven't seen, he refers going from the back facility to the front as 'going from the stink to the pink'.

I know porn stars take enemas to avoid mess but I doubt a casual speed dating aquaintance will be so organised. It's the thought of brown leavings that put me off that whole area and keep me at the hole area.

[Satanist]

Sweetcorn.

Nuff said!

[Tweak72]

[Buddy]

JamesC you have just got to go out with this girl..... failing that give me her number!!

[House of Usher]

That's quite charming and rather sweet. You learn something new every day! Sex apparently always takes place standing up, rimming is always 'ok', and the advice on cunnilingus, which is apparently far more deadly than rimming, is 'don't swallow'! - the alternative being, I suppose, to drool continuously... (ugh.)

[Peter Wolf]

Surely this is wrong unless you have sex with pre-op transexuals.

Not to mention the back to front wrongness of the diagram.


Someone is definatly pulling my plonker here.

[House of Usher]

Although on second glance, it appears the 'don't swallow' advice applies to rimming as well. Though I hardly dare think about what it is you're supposed not to be swallowing... (ugh to the power of 10!)

[House of Usher]

I like the girl in the foreground looking on and voicing her approval! That's hot.

[Peter Wolf]

I though t it said it was ok going by this example.Personally for me its not ok but each to their own.

[Keef Monkey]

She'll only stop letting you do it a few years into the relationship. It'll be a slow decline in the frequency of bumlove, so gradual as to be unnoticable until eventually there is no bumlove at all, but by this point it's a lovely long term relationship that you're very happy in so you're not quite as bothered about pushing for bumlove. It's like a trap.

[Tex Hex]

Be sure to bring up the subject of the bum love promptly and use the phrase "don't beat about the bush" for comedy effect.

-hex

[the shutdown man]

I've never felt lonelier than I do right now....