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phil71

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techno scare
« on: 07 October, 2008, 01:37:18 PM »
ok well i'm 37 a very poor techno user and i've been reading 2k since prog 77 to date a subject of dismay and disbelief to parents girlfriends and wife alike (they don't get it).traditionally i've stayed away from computer stuff which is kinda strange given my reading material i guess but now i have taken a leap of faith and signed up for this.
basically just logged on to say hi and see whats goin on.
back soon

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Re: techno scare
« Reply #1 on: 07 October, 2008, 01:50:37 PM »
Hi Phil,

Don't worry, this website has an anti-thrillsucker program built-in so your computer should be safe. Just don't go visiting www.dictatorsofzrag.zod or you're just asking for trouble...

And welcome, of course.
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Re: techno scare
« Reply #2 on: 07 October, 2008, 01:52:30 PM »
welcome !  don't be scared! people here are real people that can be found at comic events, some of them are even normal humans with lives and everything.

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Re: techno scare
« Reply #3 on: 07 October, 2008, 01:56:31 PM »
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some of them are even normal humans with lives and everything.

Now I find that *very* hard to believe!  ;)

Welcome to the board, Phil!

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Re: techno scare
« Reply #4 on: 07 October, 2008, 01:57:06 PM »
"Normal?"  Are you sure?
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Re: techno scare
« Reply #5 on: 07 October, 2008, 02:05:57 PM »
apart from the ones who come to conventions who are afraid to tell us their names, they're obviously strange & sinister beings with something terrible to hide, probably walking techno-viruses indeed.

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Re: techno scare
« Reply #6 on: 07 October, 2008, 02:16:03 PM »
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a subject of dismay and disbelief to parents girlfriends and wife alike


All at the same time? You dawg, you.  ;)

Hiya Phil and welcome to the bored
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Re: techno scare
« Reply #7 on: 07 October, 2008, 02:27:25 PM »
NO NO NO-N-NO NO-N-NO NO NO THERE'S NO LIMITS

TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO

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Re: techno scare
« Reply #8 on: 07 October, 2008, 02:35:02 PM »
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Before you can belong you have to kill someone and on Sundays you have to be naked.

It's just not the same as Gary's "Are you French?", though.

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Re: techno scare
« Reply #9 on: 07 October, 2008, 02:40:48 PM »
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It's just not the same as Gary's "Are you French?", though.

Where do you think he is now?
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Re: techno scare
« Reply #10 on: 07 October, 2008, 03:46:01 PM »
Anyone else been a numpt like me and clicked on Shark's link?

Nope?

OK

I'll get my coat then.

Welcome to the board Phil - remember technology is just the way in here, we're all just a bunch of cuddly comic loving people. Well apart from a few trans-dimensional beings, faerie folk, 6th generation mech's and the occasional alien - oh, yeah and Timson... :-)

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Re: techno scare
« Reply #11 on: 07 October, 2008, 04:09:32 PM »
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Before you can belong you have to kill someone and on Sundays you have to be naked.

Always with the Naked Sundays and killing with you.
I mean have you done it?  Really? I find that very hard to believe.

Well, not the killing part but I doubt you are naked for the whole of every Sunday.

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Re: techno scare
« Reply #12 on: 07 October, 2008, 05:57:29 PM »
Hi Phil, welcome, and don't worry about any technical ineptitude, as king of the luddites I can assure you it's a piece of
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Re: techno scare
« Reply #13 on: 08 October, 2008, 06:18:31 PM »
Did someone say "techno"?
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Re: techno scare
« Reply #14 on: 08 October, 2008, 08:35:51 PM »
cheers for the welcome all,humes aliens and er transdimensionals alike nice to know i'm not the only nut out there.as to killing someone and being naked on sundays .........does wasting computer generated types count? naked ? not a good sight !
got a question ..how do you do the picture type stuff on the righthand side of your post?
it's gonna take a bit of time to catch up on this tech stuff(wierd thing is 'i get it ' when it's in 2k or meg) i'll do my besy ,bugger, best to get on board asap.
again thanks to all for the welcome. :D
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