Life Spugs because...

[wild-seven]

...because I have just done one of the most disgusting things it is possible to do.

Ahem.

I can't believe I'm posing this.

I just went to the toilet. While sitting on the toilet, I noticed a slug on our bathroom floor- so I took some bog roll, leaned forward and picked it up, so I could flush it- which is what I usually do with the little bastards.

However, I was then distracted by a text message, and when I had read it, proceded to absent-mindedly wipe my arse with a slug. I felt it burst on my ringpiece.

Laugh or be sick and die- it was a hard decision. I couldn't leap up and run away, there's no escape from your own arse.

I go now, in my shame.

SBT

*does a mini-sick* you poor thing! Still, I'll bet it wasn't in the slug's horoscope quite how it was going to die

edit: hang on text message? ON THE LOO?

[Kerrin]

Slugs have horoscopes? "Uranus is retrograde and dark paths lie ahead".

This bugger was twice the length (yeah, I know, they all say that) but by the time I got camera he'd reached the fence and squidged up.



I bet someone can beat that. Comp thread?

[worldshown]

Hows about a board comp? Biggest slug, photo proof with a size reference (ruler, keys, wienis etc), winner gets a bog-roll.

Anyone?

Just look at the damage this little bastard caused.



Maybe I should invite SBT down here to deal with my slug problems.

[Mike Gloady]

The slug-photo compo appears to have started. 

We can leave photos of the carnage they cause out of this, if only because Steev would be obligated to participate, we'd all look and there'd be a sizeable minority who DON'T want to see that sort of thing (I know, unbelievable eh?)

If we get another photo of a slug with scale we ought to start a new thread.

[Kerrin]

Maybe I should invite SBT down here to deal with my slug problems.

I'm sure he could rectalify the situation.

[Proudhuff]

last night Mini Huff annouced there was a frog in our kitchen,his description: cute no big and under the fridge. must have been after the slugs

[The Cosh]

Slugwipe is the best post on this board since bumsex girl.

[Mike Gloady]

Bumsex girl?

I'm comparitively new, so forgive me but EH?

[TordelBack]

Bumsex girl?

I'm comparitively new, so forgive me but EH?

The first rule of Bumsex Girl is that you do not talk about Bumsex Girl.

Oops, sorry, I'm confusing it with the Private Pavillion.  As you were.

[wild-seven]

Slugwipe is the best post on this board since bumsex girl.

*tuts* what is it with you men and THAT?

[House of Usher]

Bumsex girl?

I'm comparitively new, so forgive me but EH?

Happy to oblige. You'll find all the answers you need right here:
http://2000adonline.com/forum/index.php/topic,21891.0.html

Enjoy.

[TordelBack]

...what is it with you men and THAT?

Suppressed homosexuality would be my guess (sorry, 'bi-curiosity', very incorrect of me).  But the joy of that particular thread has little enough to do with the act itself, more the marvelous Board foolishness that ensues from posting about speed-dating experiences. 

[wild-seven]

Fair enough, I was only jesting - don't suppose you could point me towards the thread about speed dating? it sounds excruciating!

[The Cosh]

Slugwipe is the best post on this board since bumsex girl.

*tuts* what is it with you men and THAT?

To be honest, I think it's desensitisation due to over-exposure to internet porn. I've never seen the attraction myself.

[TordelBack]

I've never seen the attraction myself.

I suppose if you have a very skinny wang the anal passage would be easier to fill, not being explicity designed for having things shoved up it.  Other than slugs, obviously.

Usher's post has the link to that most magical of all threads, Wild:

Happy to oblige. You'll find all the answers you need right here:
http://2000adonline.com/forum/index.php/topic,21891.0.html