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Re: The Battle Cry Thread
« Reply #45 on: 03 July, 2009, 01:02:39 AM »
Years ago a mate of mine used this one which he nicked off Andrew Dice Clay.

"Your mother's a _ _ _ _ _, did I ever tell you that?
"Not without a good vintage port, you lackey."

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Re: The Battle Cry Thread
« Reply #46 on: 03 July, 2009, 09:58:41 AM »
Tongs Ya Bass!
I will name him Tharg, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.

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Re: The Battle Cry Thread
« Reply #47 on: 03 July, 2009, 03:20:12 PM »
BIG JOBS!!

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Re: The Battle Cry Thread
« Reply #48 on: 03 July, 2009, 03:27:47 PM »
Quote from: SuperSurfer
Years ago a mate of mine used this one which he nicked off Andrew Dice Clay.

"Your mother's a _ _ _ _ _, did I ever tell you that?

and how does one pronounce _ _ _ _ _ ?

My own choice would be "To the Batcave, Robin!", but that's mainly so I can find an excuse to share this cartoon without starting another thread:


[size=08px](nicked from this week's Private Eye)[/size]
« Last Edit: 12 July, 2009, 06:05:43 PM by dandontdare »

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Re: The Battle Cry Thread
« Reply #49 on: 03 July, 2009, 03:58:37 PM »
Quote from: "dandontdare"
Quote from: "SuperSurfer"
Years ago a mate of mine used this one which he nicked off Andrew Dice Clay.

"Your mother's a _ _ _ _ _, did I ever tell you that?
and how does one pronounce _ _ _ _ _ ?

whore

Ok? Glad now you made me say it?
"Not without a good vintage port, you lackey."

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Re: The Battle Cry Thread
« Reply #50 on: 03 July, 2009, 08:15:34 PM »
What you facking lookin at ?

Give them 2 rounds in the stomach and one in the head.

If it moves and it isnt on our side then kill it.

One shot - one kill - dont waste rounds.
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Re: The Battle Cry Thread
« Reply #51 on: 04 July, 2009, 10:40:26 AM »
Back grass.
I said get back shit head.







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Re: The Battle Cry Thread
« Reply #52 on: 04 July, 2009, 01:26:17 PM »
VALHALLA! I AM COMING!

This one's good but I find the mead gives me an evil hangover.

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Re: The Battle Cry Thread
« Reply #53 on: 08 July, 2009, 05:09:25 PM »
Give my regards to your proctologist, chickenrapist!
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Re: The Battle Cry Thread
« Reply #54 on: 12 July, 2009, 06:54:54 PM »
Creag An Tuirc
Just a little rough an' tumble, Judge man!                                                                             I'm too dumb and too mean to be afraid!

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Re: The Battle Cry Thread
« Reply #55 on: 12 July, 2009, 11:19:50 PM »
Ramming speed!

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Re: The Battle Cry Thread
« Reply #56 on: 13 July, 2009, 05:05:53 AM »
Insert name of God or Deity here....and then addCOUNT THE DEAD
I swear I had read that in old issue of 'DRAGON magazine. A old role playing game publication.

I'm so wondering what would Slaine use for a battle cry.

--Picks up nearest "Warrior's Dawn" sitting next to me and notices --

KISS MY AXE

--a few pages in.--

That was pretty obvious, I should have remembered that one and its on the t-shirt I'm wearing right now and there's plenty more where that came from.

Plesae let me me know if you think I over using the new text functions.



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Re: The Battle Cry Thread
« Reply #57 on: 13 July, 2009, 07:38:30 AM »
 I think you're over using the new text functions. 

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Re: The Battle Cry Thread
« Reply #58 on: 13 July, 2009, 04:21:15 PM »
Oh god, you really are. 

No offence, I just like to be able to read your thoughts and they interfere.  Please cut down a little, my dodgy eyes will appreciate it.
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Re: The Battle Cry Thread
« Reply #59 on: 13 July, 2009, 04:54:01 PM »
Wombats, attack!
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