Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
 

Author Topic: The Political Thread  (Read 57205 times)

TordelBack

  • Member
  • CALL-ME-KENNETH!
  • *****
  • Posts: 13200
  • Thunder Chops is dragged off, gnashing...
    • View Profile
Re: The Political Thread
« Reply #2010 on: 30 January, 2012, 09:14:59 PM »
So that's why my baby brother is such a worthless gimp!




(Actually I should note that he's 6' 4" and built like the proverbial shithouse, and a thoroughly sound bloke, just in case he happens to read this... so much for genetics!)

Roger Godpleton

  • Member
  • Bionic Fingers
  • *****
  • Posts: 6829
  • Welcome to you're "Doom"!
    • View Profile
Re: The Political Thread
« Reply #2011 on: 30 January, 2012, 09:20:47 PM »
Actually I made her get an abortion.
BEEF-SQUATCH!

TordelBack

  • Member
  • CALL-ME-KENNETH!
  • *****
  • Posts: 13200
  • Thunder Chops is dragged off, gnashing...
    • View Profile
Re: The Political Thread
« Reply #2012 on: 30 January, 2012, 09:24:18 PM »
You Nazi!

JOE SOAP

  • Member
  • Bionic Fingers
  • *****
  • Posts: 8861
  • BREAKIN' HEADS SINCE '75.
    • View Profile
Re: The Political Thread
« Reply #2013 on: 30 January, 2012, 11:35:24 PM »
Actually I made her get an abortion.


Smeaky Boochies will tea-bag you for that.

Roger Godpleton

  • Member
  • Bionic Fingers
  • *****
  • Posts: 6829
  • Welcome to you're "Doom"!
    • View Profile
Re: The Political Thread
« Reply #2014 on: 31 January, 2012, 12:20:30 AM »
Only if he coats them in honey and fluoxetine.
BEEF-SQUATCH!

fonky

  • Member
  • Posting Machine
  • ***
  • Posts: 1019
    • View Profile
Re: The Political Thread
« Reply #2015 on: 31 January, 2012, 12:07:05 PM »
After ingesting that concoction you'll end up with skid marks. ;)
victim of changes

Roger Godpleton

  • Member
  • Bionic Fingers
  • *****
  • Posts: 6829
  • Welcome to you're "Doom"!
    • View Profile
Re: The Political Thread
« Reply #2016 on: 01 February, 2012, 08:54:43 PM »
BEEF-SQUATCH!

Third Estate Ned

  • Member
  • Page Numbering Droid
  • **
  • Posts: 104
  • Was Dr. Dog.
    • View Profile
Re: The Political Thread
« Reply #2017 on: 01 February, 2012, 08:56:36 PM »
I like how the last two posts are linked.
I kinda like the fat....uh...the fat...uhm, you know, like an arm holding a baby's apple kind of wurst.

Emperor

  • Administrator
  • Bionic Fingers
  • *****
  • Posts: 7869
  • Divine Wind
    • View Profile
    • Me at Tumblr
Re: The Political Thread
« Reply #2018 on: 16 March, 2012, 05:59:18 PM »
Quote
George Osborne is poised to slash the top rate of income tax from 50p to 40p in next week's budget in a dramatic move that will delight business and the Tory right, but risks reinforcing the Conservatives' reputation as protectors of the super-rich.

www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/mar/15/george-osborne-top-tax-rate

I'm starting work on a couple of placards:

"In this together, my arse" (possibly with a picture of Jim Royle)

"Eat the rich"
if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Fractal Friction | Tumblr | Google+

mygrimmbrother

  • Member
  • Posting Machine
  • ***
  • Posts: 1798
  • Yeah, well, that's just like... your opinion man
    • View Profile
    • http://mygrimmbrother.blogspot.com/
Re: The Political Thread
« Reply #2019 on: 16 March, 2012, 06:57:14 PM »
What a bunch of cunts.

Emperor

  • Administrator
  • Bionic Fingers
  • *****
  • Posts: 7869
  • Divine Wind
    • View Profile
    • Me at Tumblr
Re: The Political Thread
« Reply #2020 on: 16 March, 2012, 07:27:23 PM »
What a bunch of cunts.

LOL. I was just debating whether to put the Tory's "stop and talk to me" notice in the window to lure a Conservative to the door so I could call them "a shower of cunts" and slam the door in their face (they need luring in as it is my understanding that the door-to-door canvassers skip my house and the ones on either side because of the hostile reception, however, I'm thinking a hostile reception is just what they deserve. ;)
if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Fractal Friction | Tumblr | Google+

JOE SOAP

  • Member
  • Bionic Fingers
  • *****
  • Posts: 8861
  • BREAKIN' HEADS SINCE '75.
    • View Profile
Re: The Political Thread
« Reply #2021 on: 16 March, 2012, 09:48:45 PM »
Via Richmond & the Clements on facebook:


Kony 2012 Co-founder Arrested for Drunkenly Masturbating in Public





http://jezebel.com/5894048/invisible-children-co+founder-arrested-for-drunkenly-masturbating-in-public

SquashedFly

  • Member
  • Page Numbering Droid
  • **
  • Posts: 137
  • Chow Yun Sunrise
    • View Profile
Re: The Political Thread
« Reply #2022 on: 17 March, 2012, 12:22:27 AM »
Dirty Bar Steward. Firing his Invisible Children all over the pavement.

Beaky Smoochies

  • Member
  • Sentient Tea Bot
  • **
  • Posts: 327
    • View Profile
Re: The Political Thread
« Reply #2023 on: 17 March, 2012, 03:47:26 AM »
Quote
George Osborne is poised to slash the top rate of income tax from 50p to 40p in next week's budget in a dramatic move that will delight business and the Tory right, but risks reinforcing the Conservatives' reputation as protectors of the super-rich.

Baloney, they should be dropping it to 20% at most!  You should have a flat tax code in the U.K. (just like in the Irish Republic), with everyone - and I mean EVERYONE - who receives earned income having to pay tax on it; no exceptions, no excuses, no exemptions, period!  The lowest earners would pay a flat rate of 5%, the middle income earners would pay 10%, and the highest earners would pay the aforementioned 20% flat rate, with the corporation tax dropped to 10%, and the elimination of the capital gains/dividends tax and the horrendously socialistic inheritance tax, plus ALL benefits means-tested, those who wish to opt out of paying national insurance contributions and purchase their own private healthcare premiums can do so, drop VAT to 5% across the board, and on top of all that, you drastically reduce overall government spending to pre-1997 levels... you do all that, the U.K. economy would take off like a rocket and the deficit would be paid off within a decade!!!

Quote
a dramatic move that will delight business and the Tory right, but risks reinforcing the Conservatives' reputation as protectors of the super-rich.

You mean the people who actually open and expand businesses, create thousands of jobs, sign the paycheques, and generally keep the entire economy afloat, you mean those people...?
"When the people fear the government there is tyranny, when the government fear the people there is LIBERTY!" - Thomas Jefferson.

"That government is best which governs least" - Thomas Jefferson.

TordelBack

  • Member
  • CALL-ME-KENNETH!
  • *****
  • Posts: 13200
  • Thunder Chops is dragged off, gnashing...
    • View Profile
Re: The Political Thread
« Reply #2024 on: 17 March, 2012, 06:58:48 AM »
...just like in the Irish Republic...

Ah the Irish Republic...  What ever happened to those guys?