The Unicorn Thread

[nev]

All things Unicorn.

WTF! I think we need a unicorns thread.

This one's for you James.

[wild-seven]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

'You stole my frickin' kidney!'

[M.I.K.]

You're getting unicorns confused with Pegasus.

Pegasus doesn't have a horn sticking out of his head. They must be winged unicorns and not horned Pegasuseseses ses.



This next one's a Pegasus though.

[nev]

Pegasus doesn't have a horn sticking out of his head. They must be winged unicorns and not horned Pegasuseseses ses.

Maybe it's a hybrid. And therefore infertile.

I'm just going to leave this here.

[Kowalsky (formerly JudgeGumpty)]

Meet Mikey Maize hes off to Oxford to study Commercial Horticulture, (BSc Hons)



Would this make him a "uni-corn" ? 

[House of Usher]

Pegasus doesn't have a horn sticking out of his head. They must be winged unicorns and not horned Pegasuseseses ses.

Yep. Winged unicorns. No such thing as a horned Pegasus*, and Pegasus was one of a kind, and didn't have a horn.

Anything else must be a unicorn, a winged horse, or a flying unicorn.


*not that there's any such thing as a unicorn or a winged horse either; I know that.

[James Stacey]

are unicorns responsible for the creation of rainbows or just naturally drawn towards them I wonder

[nev]

They create rainbows.

[The Legendary Shark]

It could be a unisus or a pegahorn. It's difficult to tell from a distance, like rabbits and hares or Godpleton and anal rapists.

[Kowalsky (formerly JudgeGumpty)]

MODERATOR ADVISORY: not for the faint-hearted:

http://www.playusout.com/uploads/HumanFemaleUnicorn.jpg(-will that do?)

Would this class as a unicorn ?

[House of Usher]

Ugh. Ugh. Yuk. Damn you, Judge Gumpty! I thought this thread was about nice things.

[Kowalsky (formerly JudgeGumpty)]

Ugh. Ugh. Yuk. Damn you, Judge Gumpty! I thought this thread was about nice things.

Apologies please delete my post ! I shall revert to nice umpty candy little house on the prarie walton moms apple pie stylee nice things (eeeeeek)

[James Stacey]

eww. Why would you wait 20 years to get that looked at.

Back to the unicorns

[House of Usher]

Which one would win, yeah, in a fight between a unicorn and a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Cue the music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc7_K3IuZ8Q

[Kowalsky (formerly JudgeGumpty)]