We must surely have folks here who would qualify, especially in the artist and writer category.
Well, what I'd overlooked is I'm kinda eligible so Alex, I and Vampire Vixens are submitted for consideration (although, obviously, it is Alex who deserves the win in all those categories, I'm just along to offer sexual favours to the judges, if they don't vote for Alex - more a threat than a bribe

). Seriously, I'd forget my own arse, if my parents hadn't superglued it on when I was a nipper.