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Writers! How not to respond to a bad review
« on: 29 March, 2011, 11:36:10 AM »
This is brilliant, horrible car crash internet at its best:
http://booksandpals.blogspot.com/2011/03/greek-seaman-jacqueline-howett.html

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Re: Writers! How not to respond to a bad review
« Reply #1 on: 29 March, 2011, 11:45:18 AM »
Brilliant!

"Fuck off!"  :lol:

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Re: Writers! How not to respond to a bad review
« Reply #2 on: 29 March, 2011, 12:11:52 PM »

I think calling it 'The Greek Seaman' was her first mistake - I thought it was going to be a George Michael biography!

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Re: Writers! How not to respond to a bad review
« Reply #3 on: 29 March, 2011, 12:19:04 PM »
Ha! That's mental. So glad I do my ranting in private...

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Re: Writers! How not to respond to a bad review
« Reply #4 on: 29 March, 2011, 12:21:14 PM »
Beautiful, isn't it?

I think "Fuck off" should be the required response to any bad review from now on.

That or a bag of shit through the post.

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Re: Writers! How not to respond to a bad review
« Reply #5 on: 29 March, 2011, 12:32:05 PM »
That is amazing! And the day after I read an astounding artist internet melt down too. 

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Re: Writers! How not to respond to a bad review
« Reply #6 on: 29 March, 2011, 12:33:27 PM »
On the scale of that writer?? Link please! :)

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Re: Writers! How not to respond to a bad review
« Reply #7 on: 29 March, 2011, 12:58:25 PM »
ha nice :lol:
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Re: Writers! How not to respond to a bad review
« Reply #8 on: 29 March, 2011, 01:06:57 PM »
Fantastic!

"Fuck off!"

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Re: Writers! How not to respond to a bad review
« Reply #9 on: 29 March, 2011, 01:28:07 PM »
"Who are you any way? Really who are you?"

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Re: Writers! How not to respond to a bad review
« Reply #10 on: 29 March, 2011, 01:30:14 PM »
God, that's awful! A real cringe to read.

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Re: Writers! How not to respond to a bad review
« Reply #11 on: 29 March, 2011, 02:05:35 PM »
Arsom  :lol:
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Re: Writers! How not to respond to a bad review
« Reply #12 on: 29 March, 2011, 02:20:30 PM »
If I ever have something published, I like to think that's how I will respond to reviews, especially the good ones.

And credit where credit's due - the spelling and grammatical structure of "fuck off" is perfect.

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Re: Writers! How not to respond to a bad review
« Reply #13 on: 29 March, 2011, 02:26:24 PM »
This is my favourite post -

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This is from the author's own website. I have not altered this *at all*, it's a straight copy and paste. So when she says her writing is fine, I'd take that with a pinch of salt:

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DESCRIPTION TO THE GREEK SEAMAN NOVEL

What is an eighteen year old doing traveling on a massive merchant ship anyways, hadn't she gone to Greece on tour in a ballet as a dancer? These are questions Katy asks herself while traveling the high seas with Don, her chief officer who she marries. However, little do they know, a smuggling ring is also on board for this ride, on a blue diamond exchange, and when explosions and threats to sink the ship also happen, they must try to save themselves. True story.

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Re: Writers! How not to respond to a bad review
« Reply #14 on: 29 March, 2011, 02:27:29 PM »
I see she's been trolled a bit on the Amazon reviews now, this being my favorite:

"Imagine my disappointment when I listened to this, expecting "an exciting sea adventure with enough suspense and romance" to make me laugh and cry, set in exotic locations like Greece, Lebanon and, topically enough, Libya. And what did I get? A dry tale of accountancy procedural changes set against the social upheaval of 1960s Margate. Will our heroine manage to adapt to new guidelines regarding small-to-medium sized company payroll dates and get a new dress in time for Friday's big dance? I neither know nor care, frankly. One star only, and that is solely for the cover art - I was impressed, if not entirely surprised, that it featured the story's single interesting character, the mysterious and enigmatic freak man with a female head growing from the small of his back. His moving death scene, where he is killed by a swarm of revenge-crazed bees, stands as Howett's tour de force. Sadly the rest of the story does not even scale the foothills of this mountainous peak of dramatic storytelling. "