My mail was a bit better than yours:
Some forms I didn't need for a transfer of pension contributions,
An alumni newsletter from a university I attended and despise (could be any one of four),
An invitation to a gallery exhibition by an artist who apparently can neither paint nor draw,
An offer of insurance for our fridge freezer which is now out of one-year warranty,
And a cheque for some work I did last month.
No Prog. I'll put it down to Good Friday getting in the way of distribution.