This is great, we can reveal the truth about our offline selves safe in the knowledge that it'll all be lost, like, as the not-man said, tears in the rain, and then we can revert to our online personnas as if nothing has ever happened, but unburdened of our carefully wrought deceptions!
Hi. I'm an insufferable but ill-informed bore on almost any topic you care to name, as long as it isn't sport, and that sport isn't racing dinghies. Or sometimes cricket. I like to read comics and SF books, and I really like Star Wars quite an awful lot and have since I was about 7, even though I know it's all crap and getting crapper.
I like poking at old stuff. A lot. But no-one wants to pay me to do it anymore, the rotters.
I also enjoy making and raising babies, although I can see that it's not for everyone. I do more of the former than the latter, but I probably don't do enough of either.
Phew, I've been keeping all that behind my steely wall of online cool for so long, what a relief.