9th Annual Christmas I-Spy Thread

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

Stuck in the office tomorrow? Bored? Spending more time on this forum than your last minute spreadsheet? Then come join those of us at home, faffing on the net to avoid the kids, in a game of I-Spy!

I thought this was the tenth year of this, but as I registed in January 2003 then it must be number nine.

Anway, rules are simple: pick something everyone can see (or should be able to) and the first one to get it right starts the next.

And to start you off:

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE, SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH "P"...

[Emperor]

Penis.

[JOE SOAP]

Paedophile.

[O Lucky Stevie!]

Paedophile's porridge.

[A.Cow]

Pterodactyl?

[COMMANDO FORCES]

Pyx.

[Buttonman]

Presents?

Sorry I meant pervert's pissy presents.

[TordelBack]

Prog.

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

It was the first one. Cos Rog was on the board at the time and I thought he'd post.

[Judge von Boom]

Printer Parcelling Porn.

JvB

[A.Cow]

<audio src="pearl-and-dean-music.ogg" alt="Asteroids">
Puppah puppah puppah puppah puppa pah!
Puppah puppah puppah puppah puppa pa -- PUH!
</audio>

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If bemused, please see following link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxU6LT6DonE

[Emperor]

It was the first one. Cos Rog was on the board at the time and I thought he'd post.

Good explanation.

That means I win.

So....

I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with N.

[JOE SOAP]

Nonce.

[Buttonman]

Nipples.

[SmallBlueThing]

Nickers!
or nackers!
or nockers!
SBT