QUICK AND DIRTY: The Forum Limerick Competition Needs YOU!

[Kerrin]

Last one...

Master criminal boss Stickleback,
Had a spine that was totally whack,
"It gives foes a fright",
"But fortuitously at night",
"It unbuckles and hangs on a rack".

[A.Cow]

Mills/Langley said "Photos are cheaper!
No plot -- we don't need to go deeper!
Just churn out some wank
And then run to the bank
... We'll call it American Reaper."

[CrazyFoxMachine]

Mills/Langley said "Photos are cheaper!
No plot -- we don't need to go deeper!
Just churn out some wank
And then run to the bank
... We'll call it American Reaper."

Ahahaha

[Adrian Bamforth]

Action was one magazine
Whom many thought was quite obscene
When it took the biscuit
They decided to fix it
By turning the red blood to green

[M.I.K.]

    There once was a robot called Gideon,
    whose eyes were of darkest obsidian.
             He came from The Edge,
                to fight the undead,
and lay waste to large swathes of Londinium.

[Lady Festina]

Oooh, M.I.K., such complex rhymes, you are spoiling us....!

[Adrian Bamforth]

When Dredd fought off Rico's clone army
The film was already quite barmy
When Stallone with a slur
Exclaims "I am the leuuur"
At least be glad that they didn't cast Arnie

[Kerrin]

Dear Grud, just one more then I'm done, promise...

Maximillian, second name Normal,
Had a lifestyle mostly nocturnal,
He made all his bread,
By informing to Dredd,
And he spent it on threads, always formal.

[Dark Bat King]

It really is a discrace,
A reprint would be ace,
Of that Burger King,
And McDonalds thing,
Without another court case

[Alski]

There was a lawman called Judge Dredd,
Who was uptight, it has to be said,
Sexual abstention,
Just filled him with tension
So he wanked in a bucket instead

[Van Dom]

Good stuff in here. Love MIKS Armoured Gideon one. FTW!

[ICONIC_TM]

It really is a discrace,
A reprint would be ace,
Of that Burger King,
And McDonalds thing,
Without another court case

There once was a robot called Gideon,
whose eyes were of darkest obsidian.
He came from The Edge,
to fight the undead,
and lay waste to large swathes of Londinium.

like i said, Pure Progdust  (That`s as in Gold) 

[Kerrin]

F*ck it, one more...

Durham Red was a spirited filly,
Not averse to some strontium willy,
She paraded about,
With her bum hanging out,
Of leathery knickers, non-frilly.

[Misanthrope]

There once was a movie called Dredd
that once spawned an interesting thread.
For pics we all waited
our breath it was bated.
but they turned up in Empire instead.

[Lady Festina]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that! This comp is closed for business. A hideously long and complex voting thread will follow in several hours' time....