Author Topic: New Tom Cruise movie (Read 404 times)

paddykafka · « **on:** 16 January, 2012, 10:52:07 AM »

News just received: Tom Cruise is to star in a new spy flick about a Secret Agent with erectile dysfunction. It's called "Emission Impossible".

locustsofdeath! · « **Reply #1 on:** 16 January, 2012, 11:06:44 AM »

I thought it was going to be called "The Unfirm".

Satanist · « **Reply #2 on:** 16 January, 2012, 12:39:23 PM »

Cockfail.

You're welcome.

JamesC · « **Reply #3 on:** 16 January, 2012, 12:41:40 PM »

The Last Saveloy

Goaty · « **Reply #4 on:** 16 January, 2012, 12:46:11 PM »

Top Gum

vzzbux · « **Reply #5 on:** 16 January, 2012, 12:51:26 PM »

EYE wide shut.

V

Steve Green · « **Reply #6 on:** 16 January, 2012, 01:07:02 PM »

Fnarr and Away

ICONIC_TM · « **Reply #7 on:** 16 January, 2012, 01:46:28 PM »

Free Willy! Cant Believe i Just Said That!

SpetsnaZ99 · « **Reply #8 on:** 16 January, 2012, 03:55:43 PM »

All the right hands

or

Frisky Business

but definately not

The Firm

$:-\$

Goaty · « **Reply #9 on:** 16 January, 2012, 03:58:55 PM »

The Fist?

James Stacey · « **Reply #10 on:** 16 January, 2012, 04:20:47 PM »

minority re: stalk

Apparently he played 'Woody' in 'Losing It' which kind of makes its own jokes http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085868/

SmallBlueThing · « **Reply #11 on:** 16 January, 2012, 04:28:08 PM »

Surely if it's Tom Cruise, then

'Bottom Gun'

is the only way to go?

SBT

James Stacey · « **Reply #12 on:** 16 January, 2012, 04:30:07 PM »

Don't you mean A Good Few Men

SpetsnaZ99 · « **Reply #13 on:** 16 January, 2012, 05:39:42 PM »

According to IMDB he is currently filming :-

One Shot

Playing the role of:-

Jack Reacher

You couldnt make it up could you....

Rog69 · « **Reply #14 on:** 18 January, 2012, 09:51:44 PM »

And if you scroll down his IMDB page to 1983 it seems he was in a movie called losin' it playing a character called "Woody".