I believe it was Aristotle who said - "I drank WHAT last night?"
At least you can be sure it wasn't Socrates.
Hemlock? I never touch the stuff.
The opening quote is from The Shaman - Ebenezer Goode A great philosopher once wrote... "naughty naughty, very naughty"
When I was fifteen I was in the habit of peeping through the keyhole of my sisters bedroom when she had all her mates in there with her, just "chillin'". Let me tell you folks I've to this day still carry a humped back and a squint due to my curiosity.