Apart from that it was a bit rubbish.
A 'bit of rubbish'? It's
total rubbish, glorious rubbish, willfully marvelous beautiful rubbish. In short, it's great, and I don't mean that in any hip ironic way.
(14 hours, BTW - 12 hours would be ridiculous: he's just a man, y'know).
EDIT:
Also, I seriously considered suggesting these as wedding vows:
Priest: Do you, Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe, take this Earthling Dale Arden, to be your Empress of the Hour?
Ming: Of the hour, yes.
P: Do you promise to use her as you will?
M: Certainly!
P: Not to blast her into space?
[Ming glares at Priest]
P:Uhh, until such time as you grow weary of her.
M: I do.