VOTING THREAD: QUICK AND DIRTY - The Forum Limerick Competition

[Lady Festina]

So here it is, possibly the longest voting thread in the history of voting threads..... Yes, IT'S TIME TO CHOOSE....

Our winner last time round, Alski, gave us the challenge of writing a 2000AD related limerick. Some of you rose to the challenge; others stooped; some, frankly, lay back in their gutters of slime and spewed forth nothing but trash, sex, violence and gore. You'll love it.

Entries will be posted chronologically, and the last one posted will be by Misanthrope, so no voting til I tell you.

Votes for the Top 3, please, and an Honourable Mention for The One Whom You Feel Is Worthy.

Voting will close at midnight on Sunday 5 February.

Happy reading!

[Lady Festina]

M.I.K. - 1

An amnesiac woke up in bed
to find that he wasn't quite dead.
He roamed the Cursed Earth,
met the sisters of Death,
then recalled that he was, in fact, Dredd.

[Lady Festina]

The Enigmatic Dr X - 1

There was a fab swashbuckler called Dante,
When faced with danger he upped the ante,
He had a cybernetic crest,
And liked fondling breasts,
And was man enough to wear panties.

[Lady Festina]

M.I.K. - 2

Shakara, Shakara, Shakara,
Shakara, Shakara, Shakara.
Shakara, Shakara,
Shakara, Shakara,
Shakara, Shakara, Shakara!

[Lady Festina]

Mogzilla - 1

There was a bad klegg called Rick
Who was acting a bit of a dick
Dredd said" I'll fire six types of bullet
Right down your fat gullet
And what's left is going in the nick...”

[Lady Festina]

The Enigmatic Dr X - 2

There's a comic called 2000AD,
It means a great deal to me.
It's got an internet forum,
That's never boring,
And is generally troll free.

[Lady Festina]

Greg M. - 1

There once was a Dark Judge called Fear,
Of habit decidedly queer,
His visage was grim,
So his chances were slim,
Unless he approached from the rear.

[Lady Festina]

The Enigmatic Dr X - 3

There's an outfit called Indigo Prime,
Who fight inter-dimensional crime,
If you follow what they do,
They'll come after you,
As the plot is too much for a normal mind.

[Lady Festina]

Zarjazzer – 1

There was a young Strontium Dog
Who wore the most outrageous togs
He'd search and destroy
And use every ploy
He's even been dead as a log.

[Lady Festina]

IAMTHESYSTEM - 1

There was a bad Judge named RICO,
Who used the Law for Evil,
His clone Bro Judge Dredd,
Shot him clean dead,
So don’t break the Law- you creepo!

[Lady Festina]

Adrian Bamforth – 1

A mysterious figure called Cadman
Was a terribly terribly bad man
He was hung until dead
With a bag on his head
But lived on in the dream of a madman

[Lady Festina]

The Legendary Shark - 1

There was a blue soldier called Venus,
Of most unconventional genus,
She encountered a Nort,
And with no second thought,
Lazookad him right in the leg.

[Lady Festina]

Neil Ford - 1

Of 21st century lawmen Dredd's best,
More deadly, by far, than the rest.
But on most weekend nights,
He wears Anderson's tights,
And if caught will say "Drokk! It's a jest!"

[Lady Festina]

Greg M. - 2

Zenith was so fond of sex,
He constantly whipped off his kecks.
He met his mum's clone,
So he gave her a bone,
Thinking "Wow, just like Oedipus Rex!"

[Lady Festina]

Mogzilla - 2

There once was a young man named scojo
Who enjoyed the odd match of polo
'til he was hit on the head
And thought he knew dredd
But rebellion's stolen his mojo