Dredd - Looks as though John Burns painted this with his eyes shut, not his best stuff to date - I prefer his Dante. The Crystal Skull is an interesting charector, shades of the Phantom of the Opera and I suppose we'll be guessing for a while who it really is - guesses anyone? I'm up for Two-Ton Tony after he's released from Fat Club, Citizen Snork sans probiscus and the rest of his flesh or Judge Death's long lost brother?
Storming Heaven - the best thing in this prog, Irving loves turning soft pink into an evil colour and this really reflects the whole way that good and evil and intermersed together in this strip. What did I tell you about the lurve child? Let's see Rennie cut the umbilical next episode and let forth the dogs of war, or on the other hand he could just get blasted to high heaven and the world sent to hell, who knows?
Shakara - unknown opinion, unknown opinion,unknown opinion,unknown opinion,unknown opinion,unknown opinion,unknown opinion,unknown opinion...mmm, the best episode yet. How does that eye support itself? Henry Flint is slowly creeping up the leg of my critical trousers, when he hits the love sack I'll proclaim him a god of illustration, but that means i'll have to kick out Brian Bolland and Flint's a long way off that yet.
Future Pants - Like a quick drying polly filler, won't polish up never mind how much you sand it, still has holes in it and falls out of the wall of your mind once it's dried on your conscious. Add an 'a' into Ben Counter's name and he'll be Bean Counter and this story is about as interesting as one, even the chick's about as hot as ice cream - squint your eyes though and she could be a baked alaska? Boring, predictable tosh!
Bad Co. - what a sh*te ending, crap art, even the pun of McCarthy doing the colours has worn as thin as a tramps pants, and the whole story from beginning to end has smelt like a pair (not that I've had the experience). Danny crys over Kano, I'm weeping tears of joy!
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