Spoilertastic evilness!

[The monarch]

the pandorica will open and silence will follow

[The Cosh]

They nail him to a cross, but he gets better.

(There's more after that but, like The Scouring of the Shire, they miss it out of the film.)

[HdE]

CYBERLEADER2000! LOOK AWAY NOW!

Mu La Flaga pilots the Strike Gundam into the path of the oncoming positron beam just before it hits the Archangel!

(Don't worry folks they retconn the ever-living crap out of it in the following series!)

[George Dread]

The corpse between the doctor and the photographer is not a corpse at all but the mastermind behind the whole of the sordid games.

[Buttonman]

He was never dead in the pool - the silly cow's been set up!

Robert Redford was killed right away, don't waste your cash Helen Mirren!

[Roger Godpleton]

The body is on the ship and the head comes out and kills him.

[O Lucky Stevie!]

They nail him to a cross, but he gets better.

Bah, The Mighty Cosh beats Stevie to the punch yet again.

So instead he offers:

Daisy wasn't interested in him anyway.

They visit the Moon six times then never go back.

Gregory Peck loses the case.

[TordelBack]

Sipsey kills Frank and Big George serves him up on the barbeque.

[Richmond Clements]

The Man dies The Boy gets taken in by a nice group of people.

[George Dread]

The feather has nothing to do with helping the baby elephant fly.

[Mikey]

She lets the alien decapitate her, and then triggers the antimatter in her skull.

That was a right kick in the nuts I thought - in a pleasurable way of course.

He gets arrested because he wouldn't report the couple he was listening to.

He waits for the sun to rise with the love interest (that fits two!.

M.

[HdE]

At the end of that one episode, Motoko was The Laughing Man!

[Trout]

Arkady was Dmitri in disguise!

[Professah Byah]

CYBERLEADER2000! LOOK AWAY NOW!

Mu La Flaga pilots the Strike Gundam into the path of the oncoming positron beam just before it hits the Archangel!

(Don't worry folks they retconn the ever-living crap out of it in the following series!)

They even alter the animation on the original episodes (on later dvd releases) to back up the retcon.

[HdE]

Heh! That they do!

Oh, and, on topic...

AKIRA IS A CHILD!!!