Need the Judge Dredd Tattoo!

[satchmo]

I'm still in the dark, garageman. But then I have no tattoos/brains.

[JOE SOAP]

***Third option? *thinks* - Neither Mr Cool Ice... nor Satchmo... have brains? Did I get it right?***

You win £5.

[satchmo]

I still don't get it.

[House of Usher]

I don't have any tattoos, but Mr Cool Ice has made me realise what I've been missing.

- crabs?

[satchmo]

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EelRI_oRPY" target="_blank">Can we concentrate on non-violence, you and I?

[JOE SOAP]

Pity this forum wasn't studio based.

[satchmo]

That's what the Bristol Comics Expo is missing. A Thunderdome.

[Proudhuff]

'I don't have any tattoos, but Mr Cool Ice has made me realise what I've been missing'.

body hair?

[House of Usher]

You're absolutely right. He's German, so he probably shaves his pubes. They all do. Which means my rubbish 'crabs' joke doesn't hold up to scrutiny.

[Wils]

I think he's missed a trick, as Herr Kühlen Eis would've look much better.

[House of Usher]

- except that the original statement "I don't have any tattoos, but Mr Cool Ice has made me realise what I've been missing." implies that what Satchmo has been missing is something Mr Cool Ice has in abundance.

That would certainly include tattoos, but on present evidence not brains, body hair or, by implication, pubic lice.

[Tanky]

The thread - it makes no sense!

Aaaanyhoo, here ya go.
I should say that if you're thinking of getting one,  those tiny stars and thin lines don't really hold up too well, no matter how good your artist is. In fact  this arm is shortly to become an X-wing chasing a TIE fighter. No laughing at the drunk pic now...http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g171/lara_13/mytats.jpg">