Best dinner party ever

[Theblazeuk]

One of my mates picked Jesus, until it was pointed out that you wouldn't actually be able to understand the lingo. That and the modern world would probably scare him to death. (better than crucifixion I suppose...)

I mean, unless he's y'know, the son of god.

[TordelBack]

One of my mates picked Jesus, until it was pointed out that you wouldn't actually be able to understand the lingo. That and the modern world would probably scare him to death. (better than crucifixion I suppose...)

I mean, unless he's y'know, the son of god.

Better find that out for definite before you splash out on the wine (or don't).

[sheridan]

One of my mates picked Jesus, until it was pointed out that you wouldn't actually be able to understand the lingo. That and the modern world would probably scare him to death. (better than crucifixion I suppose...)

I mean, unless he's y'know, the son of god.

Better find that out for definite before you splash out on the wine (or don't).

Yeah - if it turns out he isn't, then you're stuck with water

[JayzusB.Christ]

One of my mates picked Jesus, until it was pointed out that you wouldn't actually be able to understand the lingo. That and the modern world would probably scare him to death. (better than crucifixion I suppose...)

I mean, unless he's y'know, the son of god.

Better find that out for definite before you splash out on the wine (or don't).

Yeah - if it turns out he isn't, then you're stuck with water

Think that was the joke TB was making 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU5w1uR6woY

[Zarjazzer]

1, Genghis Khan.
2. Blackbeard
3. Julius Caesar
4. Lucretia Borgia.
5. Werner Von Urslingen.

no boring, carping  20th century moralists for me.

only folks who understood what people really are.

[JayzusB.Christ]

only folks who understood what people really are.

...which was floor foundations, in Genghis's case.
http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/11142/did-genghis-khan-and-his-troops-kill-prisoners-by-banqueting-on-top-of-them

[TordelBack]

5. Werner Von Urslingen.

-Predicts upswing in Google search numbers for Werner Von Urslingen.-

EDIT: Oooh, feisty!  I believe the port stands with you, Sir.

[Tiplodocus]

Jesus (not that I'm religious; I'd just like to pick his brains a bit to see what he's really all about).
Mohammad (ditto).

One of my mates picked Jesus, until it was pointed out that you wouldn't actually be able to understand the lingo. That and the modern world would probably scare him to death. (better than crucifixion I suppose...)

Crucifixation's a doddle!

[Zarjazzer]

only folks who understood what people really are.

...which was floor foundations, in Genghis's case.
http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/11142/did-genghis-khan-and-his-troops-kill-prisoners-by-banqueting-on-top-of-them

Solid foundations make a good shed though.I might ask Genghis if he could build one, after the cigars of course.

[Theblazeuk]

1. Nigel Farage
2. Donald Trump
3. Vladmir Putin
4. Boris Johnson
5. Theresa May.

To start we will have Chicken a la Salmonella and maybe some lovely E.Coli Sundaes for dessert.

[JayzusB.Christ]

1. Nigel Farage
2. Donald Trump
3. Vladmir Putin
4. Boris Johnson
5. Theresa May.

To start we will have Chicken a la Salmonella and maybe some lovely E.Coli Sundaes for dessert.

Can I watch through the window?

[YakuzaFingerChop]

Can I watch through the window?

You don't already?

[JayzusB.Christ]

Your webcam's worked fine so far.