Weird things you have in your desk drawer at work

Dandontdare · 01 August, 2016, 07:54:59 AM

Quote from: The Cosh on 29 July, 2016, 07:58:12 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 29 July, 2016, 07:34:13 PM
A pair of pink unicorn earphones. I've tracked down the previous three occupants of this desk who've all said "dunno they were here when I got here"
Excellent. Any chance of a picture?

My mistake, they're blue not pink.

Dunk! · 01 August, 2016, 08:28:09 AM

Korean Toad Juice.

The Enigmatic Dr X · 01 August, 2016, 07:08:48 PM

An empty hipflask.

A salacious two page spread from a Sunday newspaper, dating back a few years.

The highlights of 15 years of desk calendars (Far Side and Dilbert, mostly) held together by a bull-clip.

A ladies gold bracelet.

CrazyFoxMachine · 01 August, 2016, 09:08:22 PM

My desk is a muddy field and in it I keep our nation's sacred heritage. $:-\$

sheridan · 01 August, 2016, 10:50:02 PM

Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 01 August, 2016, 09:08:22 PM
My desk is a muddy field and in it I keep our nation's sacred heritage. $:-\$

Any swords of kings lying around?

sheridan · 01 August, 2016, 10:51:14 PM

Quote from: The Enigmatic Dr X on 01 August, 2016, 07:08:48 PM
A salacious two page spread from a Sunday newspaper, dating back a few years.

Should I ask? Too much to hope it was a 2012 feature on a contemporary film?

The Enigmatic Dr X · 01 August, 2016, 11:03:37 PM

Quote from: sheridan on 01 August, 2016, 10:51:14 PM
Quote from: The Enigmatic Dr X on 01 August, 2016, 07:08:48 PM
A salacious two page spread from a Sunday newspaper, dating back a few years.
Should I ask? Too much to hope it was a 2012 feature on a contemporary film?

Sorry, I cannot tell.

Trout · 02 August, 2016, 05:00:16 AM

Earplugs and tomato ketchup.

Dandontdare · 02 August, 2016, 08:59:50 AM

Quote from: Dunk! on 01 August, 2016, 08:28:09 AM
Korean Toad Juice.

Okay if nobody else is going to ask ... Korean what now?

Link Prime · 02 August, 2016, 12:00:08 PM

Quote from: The Cosh on 30 July, 2016, 10:48:32 AM
the repeated use of "draw" instead of "drawer."

Say it ain't so.

Satanist · 04 August, 2016, 03:32:26 PM

All in my work drawers...

A tiny Lego Slave-1

Toothpaste

Pack of Xmas cards I've had for about 5 years now

and best of all...

2 postcards which say "Greetings from Castlemilk", which is the rough area of Glasgow where I grew up in the 80's (a joke gift from a colleague)

I, Cosh · 04 August, 2016, 03:47:54 PM

Quote from: Dandontdare on 01 August, 2016, 07:54:59 AM

My mistake, they're blue not pink.

Delightful in any colour.

I, Cosh · 04 August, 2016, 03:49:02 PM

Quote from: Satanist on 04 August, 2016, 03:32:26 PM2 postcards which say "Greetings from Castlemilk", which is the rough area of Glasgow where I grew up in the 80's (a joke gift from a colleague)

I once sent my British Gas team a postcard from Auschwitz: "Wish you were here."

James Stacey · 04 August, 2016, 04:52:56 PM

My drawer in work is where legacy media goes to die. A load of receipts and a Cult Cassingle. I really should have a clean out one of these decades