THE 2000AD MESSAGE BOARD ADVENT CALENDAR 2014!!!

[Spaceghost]

What's that? I forgot all about this until last night, then churned this rubbish out in a couple of hours? Ridiculous!!!

Hahahahahahaha!?!?!?

(Sorry)

Anyway, here's my crap Xmas present to all of you, appropriately enough on the subject of crap Xmas presents.

[David Broughton]

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[Dash Decent]

For SuperSurfer.

[hippynumber1]

Everybody else's contributions have been so superb that it makes my feeble effort of 'dicking about with a Christmas Carol' seem rather inadequate. Sorry chaps. Try and sing it to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas' and it'll be okay...

Chief Judge Hershey last looked out
On the Feast of Stephen
When the dead lay round about
Deep and crisp and steamin'
Brightly shone the lights that night
And the law was cru-el
When the poor man came in sight
I guess he was a fooo-el.

"Hither Dredd and stand by me
If yhou knowst it tellin'
Yonder perp there who is he?
Where and what his dwelling?"
"Ma'am he lives a good league hence
Underneath the West Wall
Living there is rather tense
As it is so taaa-ell."

"Right then Dredd now go from here
Take him to the cubes now
Gatherin' wallets from the dead
Is really rather uncool."
"I'm on it Hershey, just you wait
I'll batter him a new hole
He'll wish he hadn't stayed out late
On this Christmas Yu-el."

Dredd he bashed and Dredd he beat
He really smashed that perp up
Threw him in the cubes for 8
He almost never woke up!
Dredd he went along his way
Shooting and arresting
Just like every other day
He just put the boo-oot in.

Just remember Dredd is cruel
As are all the others
At Christmas do not be a fool
Be happy with your brothers
Grud is good and Jovus great
The spirit is within thee
But Law is Law so don't forget
To hide illegal tur-key.

[LARF]

Merry Christmas Wishes

(I'd appreciate it if a Mod, or other kind soul would post up the attachment as I cannot access my FTP - thanks)

[David Broughton]

Dash and Hippynumber1's contributions were certainly festive and fun. Larf's Dredd 2 poster is eye catching and clever.  Really lovely stuff from everyone.

[David Broughton]

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[Dunk!]

Ok my go.

B/W rules as always. Full explanation for this monstrosity on the comments thread. Happy Christmas All!

Dunk!

[David Broughton]

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[David Broughton]

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[amines2058]

Apologies for delay but finally got there by the skin of my teeth. Merry Christmas all!!!

[David Broughton]

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[blackmocco]

A bit of grace under pressure. Nonetheless...

[David Broughton]

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[pauljholden]

-pj