RIPs

[Art]

We should invite him to Shedcon.

[House of Usher]

'Look mutha, I goin' down the arrrrches to sort that bloke out.'

I like it! That'd be the Cornish gangsta pimp character, I presume?

[PiggyMitchell]

Ahh but Art, the invite would only be so you can find out how fat I actually am, wouldn't it? Or to beat the crap out of me for being the tosser who ruined Slaine.

[Artificial Idiot]

'who ruined Slaine'

I think you arrive a decade too late for that...

;)

[House of Usher]

the tosser who ruined Slaine.

I'm pleased to hear the accolade is still up for grabs... not that I'm calling anybody a tosser but, you know...

;-)

[PiggyMitchell]

You mean you didn't like the Book of Invasions?

But I have based EVERYTHING on that!



-- side bar -- forgive the indulgence. I mentioned it in an email to my infiltraitor -- I work on flat fee so if a book only sells one copy I still get the same amount of cash. Yes, I talk about myself on the BL boards -- I was asked to be a regular by the editors and for a year had nothing to talk about but myself, tis bloody difficult to do much else. I'm writing Slaine because I loved it in when I was growing up and it was SUCH an honour when they came and asked me. Last thing I want to do is really bugger it up. You know, that's like travelling back in time to get your wicked way with the hot girl in the class then getting sticky before you actually get to the fumbling.


-- other side note -- Lou Gish died? Damn she was fun as Jeff's girlfriend...handcuffed to the bed and all that.

[Wils]

We should invite him to Shedcon.

How easily you've forgotten what happened after you invited The Sheard...

[Art]

This time it will be different!

Oh wait...

[PiggyMitchell]

I was right, wasn't I? You want to tar and feather the fat boy!

[Art]

heh. Actually I think we inadvertantly hit him with some kind of ring-like death curse.

[Dudley]

MAX - icon for our guest, please!

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Full kudos to you, Steve, for turning up to the party.  I still reckon Guerilla Vampire Club's a naff idea, though.

[Art]

Of course when Pat Mills, Fatty Ellis or James Harries turn up we're all in trouble.

Or Zombie Sheard.

[PiggyMitchell]

Love the icon - and you are quite right, it is a naff idea BUT hey without it I wouldn't have found you guys!

[PiggyMitchell]

WHITE HOUSE BREAKFAST


Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like; and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a
quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting
to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of
office for a year! ''

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and
whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche' "

[Bico]

Are you really Ross Kemp's mum?