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[sheridan]

And prively he caughte hire by the queynte

- Chaucer in the Canterbury Tales.

Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Ophelia: No, my lord.
Hamlet: I mean, my head upon your lap?
Ophelia: Ay, my lord.
Hamlet: Do you think I meant country matters?
— Hamlet, Act III, Scene 2

[Hawkmumbler]

Without context this is glorious

Has there ever been an Owl themed Stronty Dog? There should have been...

[sheridan]

And prively he caughte hire by the queynte

- Chaucer in the Canterbury Tales.

Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Ophelia: No, my lord.
Hamlet: I mean, my head upon your lap?
Ophelia: Ay, my lord.
Hamlet: Do you think I meant country matters?
— Hamlet, Act III, Scene 2

...then worms shall try
That long-preserved virginity,
And your quaint honour turn to dust...
To His Coy Mistress, Andrew Marvell

I wonder, by my troth,
what thou and I did, till we loved?
Were we not weaned till then,
But sucked on country pleasures, childishly?
Or snorted we in the seven sleepers' den?
The Good-Morrow, John Donne

[The Legendary Shark]

"Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years, she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity."

[sheridan]

"Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years, she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity."

Up there with Shakespeare, John Donne and Andrew Marvell.

[Dandontdare]

As one of the endless distract the drones so they don't realise what poorly paid slavery they are suffering colleague engagement events, we're having an egg-decorating comp

Only one option for me ......

[The Legendary Shark]

Eggcellent!

[von Boom]

The Law is no yolk in Egga-City One.

[Smith]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/11/hubble-just-spotted-something-massive-coming-out-of-uranus-6567896/
Interesting article.

[von Boom]

Space haemorrhoids?

[hippynumber1]

I saw a Little Egret this morning while I was cycling! I've never seen one before, it was beautiful and I was oddly excited about the whole thing.

[Goaty]

Nasa announces alien life could be thriving on Saturn's moon Enceladus

[Satanist]

I just joined facebook and fucking hate it already.

[Fungus]

I just joined facebook and fucking hate it already.

No like.

[Hawkmumbler]

I just joined facebook and fucking hate it already.

Now why would you do a damn fool thing like that?!