Threadjacking!

[M.I.K.]

A horrible word for a beautiful thing...

if we cant use that what insult should replace it? I'm quite partial to the term fannybaws.

Weegee?

Some people can spell weegie and some people can't,  you sir are a complete can't!

[Satanist]

Ahem...

http://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/sndns4089

Sorry but that's just the work of another illiterate can't

[TordelBack]

The four main Red Dwarf actors have surnames that are also forenames.

[M.I.K.]

Ahem...

http://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/sndns4089

Sorry but that's just the work of another illiterate can't

Pah! Ye'll be tellin' me nixt that it's no spelt "Feejee"!

[The Legendary Shark]

Funt.

[Smith]

I think I recognized a forum member on 2000ad's facebook page.Not that hard since they used their real name in both places. 

[von Boom]

What about my cock? It's big and ginger. What do I call that?

My cock:

[Proudhuff]

That's not what you said at the 40th 

[Proudhuff]

It's pronounced Slaine.

[JayzusB.Christ]

You're pronounced Slaine.

[Hawkmumbler]

It's pronounced Slaine.

Mayor, you came back to us!

[TordelBack]

You're pronounced Slaine.

It's spelt yore.

[The Legendary Shark]

I'll see your big ginger cock and raise you a huge pink and white Dick.

[I, Cosh]

You're pronounced Slaine.

It's spelt yore.

Your're.

[hippynumber1]

Midge Ure?