Isn't it great having balls?

Satanist · 01 September, 2013, 06:44:54 PM

No it isnt. They dangle about down there just asking to be kicked.

I twisted one of em when I was about 16 and couldnae walk for 3 days, by far and away the most excruciating pain I have ever had.

And only last week I sat on one for the first time ever so now they have found a new way to torment me.

Do you ever wish there was an alternative to having balls?

Richmond Clements · 01 September, 2013, 06:45:36 PM

Careful...

Ghost MacRoth · 01 September, 2013, 06:46:52 PM

Oh come on, it's funny on many levels!!

Satanist · 01 September, 2013, 06:48:09 PM

Quote from: Richmond Clements on 01 September, 2013, 06:45:36 PM
Careful...

I am now whenever I sit down.

Noisybast · 01 September, 2013, 08:07:09 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPie9y0zoSs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Goaty · 01 September, 2013, 08:11:45 PM

Stork don't bring in babies...

The Doctor Alt 8 · 01 September, 2013, 09:03:24 PM

The Doctor Alt 8 · 01 September, 2013, 09:05:49 PM

You can by artificial ones on Amazon....

For stress relief...

Proudhuff · 02 September, 2013, 11:37:06 AM

The Doctor Alt 8 · 02 September, 2013, 12:46:08 PM

Quote from: Satanist on 01 September, 2013, 06:44:54 PM
No it isnt. They dangle about down there just asking to be kicked.

I twisted one of em when I was about 16 and couldnae walk for 3 days, by far and away the most excruciating pain I have ever had.

And only last week I sat on one for the first time ever so now they have found a new way to torment me.

Do you ever wish there was an alternative to having balls?

Well of you had them removed... you would live linger.

Emp · 02 September, 2013, 06:08:07 PM

Perhaps one of these will help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zdDfQrPi5Q

Ghost MacRoth · 02 September, 2013, 06:24:38 PM

Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 02 September, 2013, 12:46:08 PM
Well of you had them removed... you would live linger.

But if you had them removed, there'd be no point in living at all.

The Doctor Alt 8 · 03 September, 2013, 01:40:20 PM

Don't knock it until you have tried it...

Ghost MacRoth · 03 September, 2013, 07:14:58 PM

No, I think I'll go right ahead and knock it without trying it. Much in the same way I have, 'knocked it without trying', say.....suicide, heroin abuse, anal sex with a donkey, or breathing butter. Some shit you just know isn't for you.

vzzbux · 03 September, 2013, 10:13:40 PM

I am still contemplating having the snip for quite a while now. Was banking on the missus going through the menopause early but can't see that happening. She has just turned 37 so may have quite a few years to go as looking at quite a few sites the average age is about 51.
It looks like snippadee doo dah for me.

V