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Delay to subscriber copies of Prog 1956

Started by Molch-R, 05 November, 2015, 02:49:41 PM

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Molch-R

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Due to a delivery droid breakdown, unfortunately subscriber copies of 2000 AD Prog 1956 will not arrive until Monday at earliest. Apologies. The droids responsible have been ... reassigned.

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Bolt-01

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WHAT AN OUTRAGE! I SHALL WRITE TO MY MP*!

*Minister for Proggage

Thanks for letting us know, Molch-R

Colin YNWA

You know over on another thread I was just saying how Rebellion have been hitting out the park of late, in terms of the fantastic stuff they are releasing, either themselves or via license. The glorious way they are using different platforms to get all sorts of stuff out that we might not otherwise expect. And it all seems to be working as its all just seems to be snowballing...

... I said all that...

AND NOW I TAKE IT ALL BACK. YOU LOT ARE A BLOODY USELESS RABBLE...

... oh hold on I'm away this weekend... makes no odds to me then... I'll just move on...

Tjm86

Quote from: Molch-R on 05 November, 2015, 02:49:41 PM
The droids responsible have been ... reassigned.


Cor, talk about getting soft.  Back in the day Mek Quake would have had at them before you could blink!  Reassignment?  That's soft that is!

Arkwright99

Quote from: Tjm86 on 05 November, 2015, 04:52:31 PM
Quote from: Molch-R on 05 November, 2015, 02:49:41 PM
The droids responsible have been ... reassigned.


Cor, talk about getting soft.  Back in the day Mek Quake would have had at them before you could blink!  Reassignment?  That's soft that is!
Maybe 'reassigned' is Betelgeusean Newspeak for 'recycled'?  :ssh:
'Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel ... with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.' - Alan Moore

Hawkmumbler

Their head was reassigned to their groin. Upon which it was assaulted repeatedly by the fellow droids barrage of feet.

Arkwright99

Er, I'm not sure what to make of this but the postman has just delivered Prog 1956 through my Thrill-Power delivery slot (letter box)... I suppose the only logical conclusion is that Royal Mail has somehow developed time travel which means they can deliver late items on the correct day! ;)
'Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel ... with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.' - Alan Moore

Mattofthespurs


blixab

Mine's also arrived - Is this similar to the loss of all those issues of 1208 way back, but everybody still seems to have copies of?

Leigh S


ZenArcade

No doubt the 'reassigned' droids are serving the inestimable Molch-R a large slice of humble pye (par) right now. Z
Ed is dead, baby Ed is...Ed is dead


Steve Green

No prog, but a page of Henry Flint Dredd bent through the letterbox, despite me being in and it marked as fragile...

IndigoPrime

Mine arrived, unless it didn't and this is just a cunning psychic hologram projected by the Nerve Centre.

glassstanley

If someone has been working extra hard to make sure these copies weren't delayed - thank you very much!