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Started by DaveGYNWA, 18 May, 2016, 01:15:14 AM

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DaveGYNWA

http://gamerant.com/tetris-sci-fi-movie-80-million-budget/

How? What? It's blocks. It's blocks being moved into a space. To make a row. It then disappears.

It's bollocks.
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ThryllSeekyr

Shouldn't be Sci-Fi thriller...it should be based on a Russian-Fairy-Tale

Professor Bear

They made a pretty great film from Battleship, so why not?

IndigoPrime

It could make for a potentially reasonable dramatised documentary, but a movie based on a game about blocks falling into a well? Right.

TordelBack

Quote from: Professor Bear on 18 May, 2016, 11:47:51 AM
They made a pretty great film from Battleship, so why not?

And Centipede/Pacman/Donkey Kong. And Super Mario Bros. And Doom. And a few based on D&D. C'mon, what could go wrong?

ThryllSeekyr

I wanna see the Space-Invaders film...and not done anything like the Pixels film.

radiator

First Pig-gate, now this. Charlie Brooker is a modern day Nostradamus:

Michael Knight

Dear God i had to check what month we in when read this! The mind boggles, personally didn't mind pixels for the escapist bit of fantasy it was. Battleship I found to be a bit of a let down (but pretty good for a film based on board game!).
Now Space Invaders my all time fave video game as a movie? I'm sold!   :)

HdE

Peopel scratching their heads about this film are going to be astounded when it finally appears. I predict it'll be LOADED with scenes and dialogue that will be remembered for decades as iconic.

Like:

Long, straight block: I love you.

Four square block: I know.


or:

L shaped block: Today, I settle all family business.


Or maybe:

T shaped block: LOOOOONG SQUAAAAARE BLOOOOOCK!!!

Long square block: TEEEEE SHAAAAAPED BLOOOOOCK!!!!

[Before T shaped block BLASTS Long square block with the laser weapon he found in the olymic stadium. And then Tetris-kira gets REALLY weird.]
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von Boom

It is my fervent hope that they turn this into a 20 hour epic, filmed entirely in Russian, where by the end everyone is either dead or weeping. Including the audience.

Satanist

BWAAAAAAAMMMM!

In a WORLD full of angles...

BWAAAAAAAMMMM!

One shape DARES to have curves....

BWAAAAAAAMMMM!
Hmm, just pretend I wrote something witty eh?

DaveGYNWA

I'll be block!!!
Peas sell. But who's Brian?

Michael Knight


HdE

I dread to think how the inevitable porn parody will play out...
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