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Started by 2000AD Online, 31 May, 2006, 03:44:25 PM

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scutfink

Posted by Fate:

I never quite understand opening a righteously indignant letter with the "as a christian" prefix.

As I understand it, it's a shorthand way of announcing that the following opinions are essentially worthless and full of self righteous indignation, as the writer has his or her head crammed up his or her arse...


Much like opening a post with Posted by scutfink...

manicmarv

I loved this bit;

"Jurassic Park lost heavily in the area of Wanton Violence/Crime, particularly toward children."

Imagine them reviewing the story of Hansel & Gretel.....

And then there's this;

"Of particular offense in the Sex/Homosexuality Investigation Area was inappropriate touching of a minor child by an adult. There is no need for any male actor, adult or otherwise, to touch the chest or groin area of a preteen girl, even in the name of Hollywood-style rescue -- this was not real life, it was a movie. Neither is there ever any need to reveal such a large portion of a preteen girl's breast as was seen twice in Jurassic Park"

Now either they got Gary Glitter to review it or the guy was watching the porn version by mistake.

But if you want a real laugh look up the review of Saving Private Ryan.

Dudley

No - read a few other reviews, then turn to the review of Passion of the Christ.

Quirkafleeg

I have to say troubling to make note of "sexual obsession over business cards" in all the mentalness of American Psycho does have a wierd genius to it...


LARF

Anyone found any films they actually like?

DavidXBrunt

Spongebob Squarepants - "Rear Male Cartoon Nudity"

Toy Story 2 - "a gaggle of Barbie(tm) dolls dancing in swimwear as Mr. Potato Head and others ogle at them with a sensual presence"

Best review of anything ever - Curse of the Were Rabbitt - "like a dirty old man showing pictures of his "girlfriend" to little boys"

Floyd-the-k

they mostly like 'March of the Penguins' which gains points for being a moving story in which no animal private parts are seen (they're penguins, so that's hardly surprising. There's a reason nobody says "it sticks out like Penguin balls"). However it loses points for some moving penguin copulation "which could give your adolescents thoughts"
 My guess would be the adolescents would be thinking "why can't we see V?"
 They dislike '10 Things I hate about You' which I loathed but for different reasons

scutfink

They gave up on 8MM without watching the end, wussies...

:)

Floyd-the-k

as a practicing procrastinator, I find that review site addictive. They loved the bloody awful 'we were soldiers' (in which Mel Gibson defeats the Vietnamese by being more Christian than they are).  They write a humourless review of Zoolander which is ,ironically, very funny.
  However the review of Rabbit Proof Fence was quite nice, with the reviewer showing some decency.  

Wils

There's something *seriously* fucked in the head with these CAPALERT weirdos...

The Incredibles: "dressing to maximize the [cartoon] female form and/or skin exposure"

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: "camera angle to force viewer on private parts (clothed)"

Rugrats in Paris: "snug-fitting dress on adult (standing out, making it obvious)"

Monsters Inc: "implication of nudity "

LARF


Funt Solo

It was quite a good review of Rabbit Proof Fence, apart from the fact that they felt the need to suggest that an Australian aborigine can only display inner beauty, before descending into ridiculous claptrap about how people shouldn't procreate outside of wedlock because it's sinful, all the while using the gross assumption that all mixed race children in that location were the result of rape.

(Must remember not to go to any christian sites ever again - because they appear, on this evidence, to be filled with prurient hatred and general ignorance.)
++ A-Z ++  coma ++

Satanist

"By the way, that adorable little girl on the cover of the boxart looks exactly like one of our adopted daugthers. "

I'd rather live in an orphanage.
Hmm, just pretend I wrote something witty eh?

Proudhuff

Offences include:
rabblery!
I'm sure that was missed in Life of Brian, here... wait a moment, maybe there's a review of that...God damn! that site is addictive, nail some sense into em!!


Maybe we should have Thread Rating based on WISDOM?

Jesus H Christ, the H stands for Huff

DDT did a job on me