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[Pete Wells]

Sorry for posting the site folks, it really is horribly addictive! I spent ages on it yesterday being confused by such phrases as "Naked male body covered in towel"

I read the review of Chicken Little which gets slated because he sings 'We are the Champions.' The reviewer points out:

"But there is something deeper that I feel must be revealed to parents and grandparents. Freddie Mercury, who died of AIDS in 1991, was an avowed homosexual practitioner. The song phrase "we are the champions of the world" and the rest of the quite powerful and eloquent lyrical story reads like an ode to and encouragement of fellow homosexual practitioners as well as glorification of the practice of homosexualty."

Absolutely barking!

[Quirkafleeg]

There's a totally bizarre bit at the begining of the review of The Butterfly Effect discussing some punks who were ahead of him in the queue and how it's a good job they didnt mess with him coz he's he's like really built....

I wish, for instance, Woss would do more reviews like that.

Surprise, surprise they like the 'Left Behind' movies...

[manicmarv]

Finally they've reviewed The DaVinci Code!

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/davincicode-the.htm

Had to include this one, Sin City. Go on and take a guess of the rating....

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/sincity.htm

And on the subject of the Left Behind stories, no comes the game.

http://www.talk2action.org/story/2006/5/29/195855/959

[Roger Godpleton]

"one use of the most foul of the foul words"

That was from Jersey Girl. I'm guessing it's "Affleck" appearing in the credits.

[Noisybast]

"Dr. Evil sensually sucked his little finger."

Bwa-ha-ha!

[dweezil2]

Here's one of my own: "naked body hidden by clothing". Shit, this is fun!

[Noisybast]

My god, I'll never get any work done now!

"While I am certain God has a "sense of humor" since He gave it to us, I find it most difficult to believe He finds humor in sin since He will cast the unforgiven sinner into the lake of fire for eternity. Not very funny at all."

[Wils]

Was that quote from their review of Canon & Ball's 'Boys in Blue' film?

[House of Usher]

I don't know why they're so hung up on non-sexual nudity. I'm no bible scholar, but I thought Adam and Eve were naked and ignorant of their nakedness until the Serpent told them to go and put some clothes on, and when God saw they'd covered themselves up he was a bit cross with them. "Who told you that you were naked?", etc.

[Dudley]

I've always wondered about God in that story.

I'll create a man.
My man is getting bored - better create a woman.
Cunningly, I won't tell them that they're naked.
Obviously, I'll make them so they're too stupid to notice.
Now I'll hide behind a tree giggling at the stupid naked people.
Damn.
Who told them about the clothes?

[Goosegash]

Brilliant! I love CAP Alert, although I'm not entirely unconvinced that the whole thing isn't one long sustained parody.

My favourite is this Harry Potter review from last year - unsurprisingly, they really have it in for Harry. But this time they outdid themselves.

This film contains such unthinkable horrors as:

"Christmas without Jesus"
"spirits floating about"
"stained glass window character crying"
"moving still photos/paintings"
"impossible events such as a frigate surfacing from under water"
"long sequence of doing battle with evil"(!)

[spacemanspliff]

I...I c.can't read it! the christian bull started in my head as soon as i loaded the link!(must have been Nero in a last life!)
top 500 fundamentalists? are'nt we at war with them? fundamentalist's i mean although christians at the zoo makes for pleasing thoughts.
white dove radio.com? bloody christians!!on the one hand they scream "be like us love you're fellow man" the next thing you know they are allover the radio saying how we should "convert the arabs" bloody nutters!
i have one suggestion for them though.....there's a motorway near me,they should play with it in rush hour!!!!!!! ahaaahaaahaaahaaaaahaaa!!!
feed 'em to the lions!!
and for those christians who will no doubt complain about this i can only say,stop building your bloody christian army,you ain't getting into the White House!!!either that or............Forgive this humble sinner!!!

[dweezil2]

I think you'll find they're already in the White House!

[spacemanspliff]

ACKKK!NEIN,NEIN ZEN VE ARE DOOMED TO EXTINTION!!!

[Quirkafleeg]

There's a doc on C4 next week about the rise of the Christian right in US politics esp this evengelical university they all go to