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Started by Proudhuff, 16 January, 2008, 04:45:34 PM

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WoD

Copper: I don't care if you are a rabbit and your mate IS feeling HORNY...you're not allowed to do that round here!

vzzbux

Officer:  "Bright eyes?  Too dialated for my liking your nicked"





V
Drokking since 1972

Peace is a lie, there's only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.

mogzilla

rabbit: but i never actually paid her officer she was too deer


Hoagy

Come on Gary , I said come as some sort of animal maybe used as food. If you're doing this on purpose, which I seriously think you are, I don't find it funny. No-one else here is laughing.
"bULLshit Mr Hand man!"
"Man, you come right out of a comic book. "
Previously Krombasher.

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Rob Spalding

Officer, are you a virgin by any chance?  Would you like to come to our harvest festival - you can be the fool.

Trout

"Fancy coming back to my place?"

Peter Wolf


 
 PIG:  "Ello  Ello Ello whats going on Hare then ? "
Worthing Bazaar - A fete worse than death

JudgePrager

'We're not trespassing, we're on an epic quest to find the wise owl of the wood.'

LARF

Rabbit: "Dr. Moreau? Never heard of him."

LARF

Policeman: "I don't mind what you get up to in your own house sir, but furry love dogging is banned in these parts. Now get back in your car, wipe down your steering wheel and be on your way."

VisibleMan

Rabbit: Sorry mate, it's nudists only. That suit will have to come off.

LARF

Rabbit:"...so she said, "Hey fuck handing leaflets out at Pet's are Us, we've got the costumes let's do an anti-vivisection protest!"

Policeman: "But Sir This is Farmer Palmers Pet's Corner."

VisibleMan

Rabbit: "We're supposed to go in two by two, but I don't have a partner, so do you mind chummying me?  And afterwards you can have my babies to repopulate the post-flood Earth."

Peter Wolf


 Hare today , gone tomorrow .


 PIG: "I am lookming for a little girl by the name of Rowan Morrison. Have you seen her ? "


 HARE: "No but we are having a barbeque and you are most welcome to join us ! "
Worthing Bazaar - A fete worse than death

DavidXBrunt

Just out of interest Peter, have you killfiled half the board?

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