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Started by Colin YNWA, 30 April, 2016, 12:19:01 PM

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JOE SOAP




Looks like there's a Mayor shaped vacancy - election anyone?


Jim_Campbell

Quote from: JOE SOAP on 07 June, 2016, 04:31:11 PM
election anyone?

No... I'm just pleased to see you!

Cheers

Jim
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Hawkmumbler

Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 07 June, 2016, 04:37:41 PM
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 07 June, 2016, 04:31:11 PM
election anyone?

No... I'm just pleased to see you!

Cheers

Jim
Look guv, I always carry a cucumber in my pocket it's not that unusual!

TordelBack

Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 07 June, 2016, 04:37:41 PM
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 07 June, 2016, 04:31:11 PM
election anyone?

No... I'm just pleased to see you!

Cheers

Jim

While we're on the subject of banning people...

A.Cow

Quote from: JOE SOAP on 07 June, 2016, 04:31:11 PM
Looks like there's a Mayor shaped vacancy - election anyone?

Wahoo!  At last ... my chance to seize power!

A.COW'S MAYOR-SHAPED VACANCY MANIFESTO
Reasons to vote Cow:


  • I promise to campaign for the return of Bison to the Galaxy's Greatest.
  • I will solve the Middle-East peace crisis with a banner across all maps stating: "Great news, kids! Next week your favourite warring factions are joining forces..."
  • I will ensure that end-of-year Progs 2000-2015 are given official "in-between" prog numbers to reduce numerical sorting anxiety syndrome.
  • Free open-source software for everyone!  (P&P may apply)
Stick your 'X' where it counts.  Cow!  You know it makes sense.

James Stacey

let me be the first to welcome Mayor A. Cow

Link Prime

Not so fast James.

Mr. A. Cow; Councilman Les Wynan says that you're not experienced enough to be Mayor. Sir, what do you have to say about that?

ZenArcade

My client has nothing to say: can we mooove on to the next question please! Z
Ed is dead, baby Ed is...Ed is dead

James Stacey

Udderly preposterous allegations. I can only hope  Cnclr. Wynan doesn't milk it.

Goaty

Ape can be mayor so why not Goaty?


A.Cow

Quote from: Link Prime on 08 June, 2016, 09:14:52 AM
Mr. A. Cow; Councilman Les Wynan says that you're not experienced enough to be Mayor. Sir, what do you have to say about that?
Quote from: ZenArcade on 08 June, 2016, 01:08:35 PM
My client has nothing to say: can we mooove on to the next question please! Z

I couldn't agree more.  And I categorically deny being anywhere near the alleged milking shed equipment when it allegedly went haywire and allegedly attached itself to Cnclr. Wynan's private parts.

Mr Goaty is welcome to his democratic right to contest the election ... but I think it only right to warn him that I could never take anyone seriously who is named after a farmyard animal.