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Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

Started by Bouwel, 10 August, 2009, 11:08:13 AM

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Hawkmumbler

Yoincks! Free wifi! Bah! A blasted kidney stone! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

Hope you ge it out of your system (pffffttt!!!) soon Senior Tordels, that can't be a pleasent experience to have!

Dandontdare

Ouch TB: one of my old uni flat mates passed a kidney stone once: We heard a blood curdling scream and found him passed out on the bathroom floor from the pain in a puddle of blood and urine. Go for the medical intervention whatever it is, at least they give you good drugs!

As for Word: I use it all the time and it would probably take me hours to do anything in indesign because I don't know where anything is

Grugz

'parrently my email and password for amazon has appeared on a list somewhere so I now have to change everything...
don't get into an argument with an idiot,he'll drag you down to his level then win with experience!

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Grugz

...and for the second time this week we had a takeaway delivery we didn't order..and we'd just had tea so there was no point keeping it!
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Eric Plumrose

Quote from: Professor Bear on 17 June, 2016, 02:27:44 PM
Openoffice does all the important stuff that Word does.

Belated grassy arses, Prof. Personal Confusers confuse me and it's only recently I've made any attempt to be less . . . personally confsude.
Not sure if pervert or cheesecake expert.

Eric Plumrose

Quote from: Tordelback on 18 June, 2016, 04:02:00 PM
but brother this morphine stuff is the biz.

Several years ago I had complications from a haemorrhoidectomy and spent a long-weekend dosed up with Miss Emma. But, yessiree, Bob. It's like being hugged by a cloud, though be prepared for some itchy-twitchiness once your discharged, Tordels. Best wishes.
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Dandontdare

My feet and ankles have swollen like balloons. My friends tell me it's water retention caused by hot weather and dehydration but me and Google reckon its congestive heart disease or acute kidney failure

Link Prime

Quote from: Dandontdare on 21 June, 2016, 09:47:39 AM
My feet and ankles have swollen like balloons. My friends tell me it's water retention caused by hot weather and dehydration 600 pints of Greek beer

Stay away from Dr. Google.

Mardroid

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Yeah. I tend to avoid google when diagnosing in case it comes up with worst case scenarios!

I say, drink plenty, but get a check up soon!

It might even be a reaction to insect/spider bite. They can cause swelling. Although probably not both feet unless you walked through a nest of the little rascals.

Grugz

#7569
My daughter was 11 on Thursday but the impediment was when the wife came into the lounge with the cake ...she had bought two indoor fireworky candles which threatened to burn the ceiling! they were more like naval flares!  the smoke alarms work though...after my burnt thumb at firework night I thought she would have remembered to buy anything flammable from the range!

and in a bogof

chester zoo... my wife tried to pre-book a scooter from the mobility hut but was told we couldn't..ever..and had to take pot luck on the day,which we did,then got told there weren't any as theyd all been....booked!  she nearly left there and then but I managed to snag a wheelchair and get her around most of the zoo which didn't do my back much good but hey ho! the lass had a great day out!
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flip-r mk2

Falkirk town centre becomes a no go zone as it time slips back to the 17th century, when 74 orange lodges and 50 flute bands celebrate 300+ years of religious bigotry :(

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It's all right, that's in every contract.
That's what they call a sanity clause.
You can't fool me, there ain't no sanity clause.

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maryanddavid

TB, I have had two kidney stones in the past, I wouldn't wish them on anyone :o

The Legendary Shark

Been sat in stationary traffic on the M62 for just shy of three hours. Ho-hum.
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Dandontdare

Just noticed that I seem to have Amazon Prime, but I never knowingly signed up for it - checked the details and apparently I paid £79 for a year's worth in February! I think I bought a track on Prime music but this charge on my statement must've slipped under the radar. Bollocks.

I'm going to watch the fuck out of it between now and next Feb to get my money's worth Preacher her I come.

I, Cosh

I think you can still get your money back if you haven't actually used the Prime service after the free month.
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