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Stephen Watson of Paisley to Appear on 15 to 1 - 14th October

Started by Buttonman, 17 September, 2015, 09:33:34 PM

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Dark Jimbo

A nice plug for the 'W' blog there, BM - you'll surely be seeing traffic skyrocket any second now..!

I also like that contestant 15 is yer actual Santa Claus.
@jamesfeistdraws

Dandontdare

Funny, I thought Willam G Stewart was taller.

Well I've booked the day off work (nothing to do with my septic ring-piece*), unplugged the phone, drawn the curtains and made some popcorn.

This better be good!

*If anyone's interested, my pustulent arse-blister exploded of it's own accord yesterday, blessed relief, and didn't need to be scalpelled by some over-tired junior doctor. I could've gone back to work today, but if they knew it was "Buttonman on 15-to1 Day", they'd understand)

DaveGYNWA

Peas sell. But who's Brian?


DaveGYNWA

I don't trust yer man Robert - he looks like he's going to burst into song at any moment. I wonder if he's okay.
Peas sell. But who's Brian?

Dark Jimbo

Robert's got this whole thing sewn up! He's got to make it to the final at the vey least - assuming the rest don't start revenge nominating.
@jamesfeistdraws

DaveGYNWA

You don't see that often on TV - Santa Claus nominating Radiohead's Thom Yorke to answer a question.
Peas sell. But who's Brian?

Dark Jimbo

[spoiler]Ouch! Robbed of a place in the final by Santa! It's got to be hard to begrudge that, though?[/spoiler]
@jamesfeistdraws

Dandontdare


Steve Green


DaveGYNWA

Peas sell. But who's Brian?

Pete Wells

This is the first time iVe masturbated to Fifteen to One!

Go BM!!!

Definitely Not Mister Pops

Quote from: Pete Wells on 14 October, 2015, 07:36:13 PM
This is the first time iVe masturbated to Fifteen to One!

Go BM!!!

Really? Toksvig has been presenting for about a year now
You may quote me on that.

I, Cosh

Quote from: Pete Wells on 14 October, 2015, 07:36:13 PM
This is the first time iVe masturbated to Fifteen to One!
HA!

But, bloody hell man! What were you doing at University? Or were you keeping your powder dry for Countdown?
We never really die.

COMMANDO FORCES

From the intro when all the sad ugly mugs flashed across the screen, our hero stood out with his cheeky chappie, smiling face, hiding his unbelievable brain, the size of a planet and his killer instinct. Did you notice his sly little sideways nod to the ladies watching! As Sandi does her intro and the contestants are in shadow, you can see Buttonman swaying gently side to side, as he prepares to unleash his mental prowess upon his fellow unworthy contestants.

As Sandi goes through the questions in the first round, she stops on Buttonman and he thanks her and says it's great to be here but she ignores that and goes straight in with his question, all about movie stuff, his specialist subject.

Here comes the second pass and this time his animal magnetism stops her dead in her tracks, as even her body reacts to his manly presence. She spends a bit of time listening to his come on lines about his blog, all about women prisoners and werewolves. Surely he's in there once the filming ends, as no-one can resist a night watching that combination!

During his banter, he mentions films that begin with W's, you can see the other contestants are enthralled by this but the bloke in the wheelchair is thinking, 'W, yeah for wanker you twat, let's get on with the quiz' and he doesn't even look at Buttoman, who is stood right next to him.

After this beautiful moment on screen, she quickly moves onto a question all about political leaders and he answers with........

It's all going great guns, as loads of the competition get red lights and one falls by the wayside, as Robert goes on a rampage. Then we see a lot of battling while Buttonman seems to be being ignored, this is great for our hero but then he gets nominated by Santa, with a question about painters and his face drops. Then he gets nominated with a question about actors and he answers well. Sandi's face lights up as she tells him that it's now his turn to nominate.

He dishes out multiple kills, as contestant after contestant falls by the wayside and you can see how he relishes this, with that constant smile lighting up his face. His first kill is his nemesis, number nine. Did you see the look of disdain he gave, as he couldn't answer the question, I'm sure I saw hate in his eyes, as he took a sideways glance at Buttonman. Then our hero sends a gift of a question to Santa, did you see what he did there!

Before you know it, it's now down to the last six, only three more to be destroyed and Buttonman is in the final battle...............................But that's for you to find out, when you watch the episode!