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IT'S BACK! THE LIMERICK COMPETITION!

Started by Bad City Blue, 02 August, 2016, 03:12:41 PM

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Bad City Blue

Greetings and contrafibulations, Hoomin Beans,

I've had a little break after the last comp, and thought it might be fun to have a little fun in the sun for August.

So here's the deal, daddio...

Write a limerick about a 2000AD character, any of the buggers you like, and we'll have a vote for the best. As usual, the top scorers will receive a 2000AD Graphic Novel thanks to the brilliant bods at Rebellion.

In addition, we will use the entries as the basis for a future ART COMP, where the art droids will have to illustrate an entry of their choice.

THERE IS AN ENTRY CAP OF THREE LIMERICKS. This is so I don't want to kill you all by the end of the month... any more than usual, anyway.

So get scribbling and you have until the end of August.

Ta muchly

Bad City Blue

Writer of SENTINEL, the best little indie out there

The Legendary Shark

Short story boss Bad City Blue,
A break took from me and from you,
And when he came back,
He said, "prose we will lack!"
Which is why I am posting this poo.
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Dandontdare

There was a young gunshark called Dexter
Whose girlfriend had told him he vexed her
He asked his mate Finny,
Who's Irish and skinny
Who told him to just funtin' text 'er



It can only go uphill from here ...  ::)

NapalmKev

A limit of 3 sounds just the ticket. Here's one I did for the last limerick comp:

There once was a soldier named Rogue,
Who suddenly wasn't 'in vogue',
Rebooted too Fuck, but still out of luck -
It's a shame 'cause the character's Gold!

More Horseshit to follow, when I have time.

Cheers
"Where once you fought to stop the trap from closing...Now you lay the bait!"

Echidna

Quote from: Bad City Blue
IT'S BACK! THE LIMERICK COMPETITION!
Yaaaaay

Quote from: Bad City Blue
In addition, we will use the entries as the basis for a future ART COMP, where the art droids will have to illustrate an entry of their choice.
Yaaaaaaay!

Quote from: The Legendary Shark
poo
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay

The Legendary Shark

They sent him through Earth that was cursed,
They made him fight Cal 'til he burst,
He shot his own brother,
He ain't got no mother,
And he always retaliates first!
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Bad City Blue

Shite far as the eye can see
Cause limericks are easy as pee
But hold on you loons
Don't come way to soon
Remember, you're limited to three...
Writer of SENTINEL, the best little indie out there

Mardroid

There was a young Russian called Nick
Who liked to play many a trick
And while he was flawed
His hand sprouted a sword
And Arkady thought he was taking the mick.

Sorry, that's awful isn't it? That last line doesn't flow...

The Legendary Shark

Quote from: Mardroid on 02 August, 2016, 07:51:17 PM
There was a young Russian called Nick
Who liked to play many a trick
His hand was a sword
His loyalty flawed
And he kept his brains in his pants...

Sorry, that's awful isn't it? That last line doesn't flow...

>:D
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Echidna

Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 02 August, 2016, 10:27:38 PM
Quote from: Mardroid on 02 August, 2016, 07:51:17 PM
There was a young Russian called Nick
Who liked to play many a trick
His hand was a sword
His loyalty flawed
And he kept his brains in his pants...

>:D

:D

As I said last time:
Quote from: Echidna on 03 January, 2015, 12:21:17 PM
There is no higher form of comedy than the implied knob gag.

Mardroid

There was a ruder version that came to mind... but I kept it clean. Oh go on then:

There was a young Russian called Nick
Who liked to play many a trick
He often got laid
When he wiggled his blade
And Konstantin thought him a dick

I thought of something much ruder for the last line (the word 'dick' kind of lends to that, eh?) and also thothougof the classic deliberately mis-rhyming the last line to comedy effect Two Ronnies' style (my phone just changed 'Ronnies' to 'Johnnies' . Oh the irony) but I don't think it would count as a Limerick then.

The Legendary Shark

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Mardroid

Sorry about the stammering in my above post. Using phone on a train etc.

There was a young mutant called Red
Whose eyes might say  "please come to bed"
But if you felt brave
And you courted the grave
You'd probably just end up dead.


Bad City Blue

Okay, if it's filth ya want (and let's see someone illustrate THIS):

On routine patrol in the city,
Dredd saw a girl who has so pretty
He said "Abstinence be damned"
As he repeatedly rammed,
His nightstick between her pert titties


I feel so ashamed...
Writer of SENTINEL, the best little indie out there

Echidna