IT'S BACK! THE LIMERICK COMPETITION!

[Grugz]

shakara, shakara shakara.
shakara shakara shakara
shakara shakar
shakara shakar
shakara shakara skakara


   top that Satanist!

[Grugz]

and in case I get told off for not taking it seriously...



It made all us wulf fans feel sick.
when bubba killed our man quite quick.
time aint a straight line.
is wulf really fine?
and playing  with der happy stick?

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Our hero Rogue Trooper was blue
His Limericks stopped at line two

[Dash Decent]

There once was a lady named Gunderson,

[Dash Decent]

(Not to mention the one about Lenny Zero.)

[Dash Decent]

Joe Dredd, Torquemada, Halo,
Robo-Hunter, Ro-Busters, Defoe,
Anderson: PSI,
Revere, Nikolai,
Shakara, Skizz, Ace Trucking Co.

We didn't start the fire, it was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'...[etc]

[Dog Deever]

A wily young Juve from Brit-Cit
pretended that he was legit;
Til he littered the sked,
Got caught by Judge Dredd
And now he's deep in the shit.

[Pete Wells]

There once was a lady named Gunderson,

Winner!

[Echidna]

after careful thought we've decided not to make this the art comp tie in, that'll be the NEXT comp.

Aw, I wanted to see Anderson and Beeny spying on Old Stoney Balls in the tub

[Echidna]

There once was a mutie called Blunt
Who went with some humes on a hunt
He came back alone
With a bag full of bones
He'd eaten them all, what a bastard

[M.I.K.]

shakara, shakara shakara.
shakara shakara shakara
shakara shakar
shakara shakar
shakara shakara skakara


   top that Satanist!

Ahem...

[mejustnow]

Here's a Ballad we'd all like to sing,
From The Hoop to a life wandering.
"Where did she go? What did she do?
"Out and Everything."

[Grugz]

shakara, shakara shakara.
shakara shakara shakara
shakara shakar
shakara shakar
shakara shakara skakara


   top that Satanist!

Ahem...

  ooops!!

[Dog Deever]

A Robo-hunter called Slade,
Who'd retired on the cash that he'd made,
Was replaced by his niece,
Til the backgrounds did cease
And her series became quite delayed.

[Dog Deever]

'pologies for the double post, but when the muses tickle yer baws, it's hard to resist...

A Celtic axe-wielder called Slaine
Created a stir with his name;
In Ireland it's 'slawn-yɘ'
And 'slainey' in Alba;
It really is quite a pain.