Wendy James news

[JayzusB.Christ]

Can't quite remember who the pervy boarder who once licked her leg was, but she seems to be back in a new band with a new single. It was in some Sunday supplement, can't remember which one either.

[Bico]

Wasn't it Tiplodicus?  Got a beating for his trouble, too, if memory serves.

[Max Kon]

[General] My Perfect Halo Jones moment posted by Tiplodocus on 10 Aug 02 at 00:07


MY PERFECT HALO MOMENT
All of this talk of Ian Gibson, his babes and all of the people saying how they are in love with Halo Jones made me reminisce about my perfect Halo Jones moment. If you are still up using the message board at this time of night then this may help send you to sleep.

It was down in Manchester back in about 1988 ? I?m crap with dates. I was at a ?Transvision Vamp? gig at The Boardwalk. The Boardwalk is a very intimate venue, some of you have probably got bigger living rooms and Transvision Vamp weren?t very well known at the time. Actually, they went from promising band to obscurity without troubling the charts in-between times.

Anyway, the gig starts and I?m right down at the front and on to the stage struts lead singer Wendy James. This woman is absolutely gorgeous. Five foot six of sex dressed in a motorcycle jacket (with ?The Clash? painted on the back), a Halo Jones ?Increased Leisure Citizen? T-shirt and a Minnie Mouse swimming costume!

I can?t believe it; tow of my favourite things; The Clash and Halo on one of my other favourite things.

The gig gets under way and they play an energetic set that has everyone pogoing as if their lives depend up on it. It slows down a bit when they do their HALO JONES song (?I?m hanging out with Halo Jones??). Then it all starts getting lively again and the kick into the perfect pop of I WANT YOUR LOVE (which I think was their biggest hit).

Wendy has stripped down to just the swimming costume by now. She steps forward and places her foot on the monitor just in front of me. She?s right there in front of me; perfect woman, perfect thigh inches away from me. I can?t resist.

I lean forward, stick out my tongue and lick her leg for what seems like an eternity. I?m oblivious of the gig going on around me; I?ve just melted into the delicious world of Halo Jones and Wendy James has been transformed before my very eyes into the perfect Ian Gibson drawn babe. An image of every Ian Gibson babe tingles through my entire body and I close my eyes in rapture.

A bouncer picks me up by the scruff of the neck, drags me to the back of the room and kicks fuck out of me.

[Matt Timson]

I always thought she was a bit rough looking.  And anyone with a worse singing voice than mine shouldn't sing.

Ever.

[Trout]

I liked her for her terribly likeable housing scheme tart image.

Pink lipstick? Must be a goer. :-)

- Trout

[petemaskreplica]

she had an interview in top tube floor-lining rag the Metro the other day.

(The Primatives were much better than Transvision Vamp, btw ;) )

Link: http://www.metro.co.uk/metro/interviews/interview.html?in_page_id=8&in_interview_id=905" target="_blank">I don't want her love, but I do want her money.

[Matt Timson]

Bah!  Toni Halliday was always the one for me...http://www.sb-photographies.com/musique/groupes/c/curve/curve2.jpg">

[Tiplodocus]

Actually, a quick trawl of google images leaves me wondering if I didn't have a little too much to drink that night...

Still...http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:DLhtHTVjbSMJ:homepage1.nifty.com/hiro_t/lost/images/wendy_p.gif">

[johnnystress]

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[Mercenary]

Mmmmmmm..Wendy James - still my favourite English pop princess. Followed by Blondie, or is that rock & roll ? FIIK you cant really put music into boxes anyway..

[House of Usher]

...but you can put it onto discs.

[Oddboy]

And the disks go into boxes. Et voila

[Noah Angel]

I couldn't help but notice this poll on the Metro board...

'Apathy has topped the poll as a suggestion for an eighth deadly sin. Do you think it's a sin?'

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that pretty much covered by Sloth? (cue comments of 'I don't know. I can't be arsed to look it up'.)

Nice to see my all time fave pop babe Debbie Harry on this thread. If only to remind everyone what a sad, shallow imitation Wendy James was.

Oh and JEB, you are *SO* right about the beautiful Curve popstrel and all round vision of loveliness Toni Halliday.

[Oddboy]

There you go, Noah -http://www.cool-merchandise.com/acatalog/blondie-debbie-harry-purpleborder.jpg">

[Noah Angel]

Ooh, Yum!!! Cheers Odd :) What I wouldn't give for two of them on my Ark.