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My Perfect Halo Jones moment

Started by Tiplodocus, 10 August, 2002, 06:07:43 AM

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Tiplodocus

MY PERFECT HALO MOMENT
All of this talk of Ian Gibson, his babes and all of the people saying how they are in love with Halo Jones made me reminisce about my perfect Halo Jones moment.  If you are still up using the message board at this time of night then this may help send you to sleep.

It was down in Manchester back in about 1988 ? I?m crap with dates.  I was at a ?Transvision Vamp? gig at The Boardwalk.  The Boardwalk is a very intimate venue, some of you have probably got bigger living rooms and Transvision Vamp weren?t very well known at the time.  Actually, they went from promising band to obscurity without troubling the charts in-between times.

Anyway, the gig starts and I?m right down at the front and on to the stage struts lead singer Wendy James.  This woman is absolutely gorgeous.  Five foot six of sex dressed in a motorcycle jacket (with ?The Clash? painted on the back), a Halo Jones ?Increased Leisure Citizen? T-shirt and a Minnie Mouse swimming costume!

I can?t believe it; tow of my favourite things; The Clash and Halo on one of my other favourite things.

The gig gets under way and they play an energetic set that has everyone pogoing as if their lives depend up on it.  It slows down a bit when they do their HALO JONES song (?I?m hanging out with Halo Jones??).  Then it all starts getting lively again and the kick into the perfect pop of I WANT YOUR LOVE (which I think was their biggest hit).

Wendy has stripped down to just the swimming costume by now. She steps forward and places her foot on the monitor just in front of me.  She?s right there in front of me; perfect woman, perfect thigh inches away from me.  I can?t resist.

I lean forward, stick out my tongue and lick her leg for what seems like an eternity. I?m oblivious of the gig going on around me; I?ve just melted into the delicious world of Halo Jones and Wendy James has been transformed before my very eyes into the perfect Ian Gibson drawn babe. An image of every Ian Gibson babe tingles through my entire body and I close my eyes in rapture.

A bouncer picks me up by the scruff of the neck, drags me to the back of the room and kicks fuck out of me.
Be excellent to each other. And party on!

El Spurioso

We share your pain, brother.  You licked not with a single tongue, but a communal one.

sigu

'Leg' is a bit vague. Are we talking ankle, thigh or popliteal space?

S

Trout

Oooooh.... nice!

But if that was the real Halo, I would disapprove.

She's just for me.

- Trout

Adrian Bamforth

"An image of every Ian Gibson babe tingles through my entire body and I close my eyes in rapture"

I think it's a sign of comics fanaticism that when you got your tongue on her you closed your eyes and imagined a cartoon character.

ADE

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jont

Fon the young people, like me, who need some perspective.

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Tiplodocus

"'Leg' is a bit vague."

It was just above her right knee.  Luckiy it never ended up in my face.

"I think it's a sign of comics fanaticism that when you got your tongue on her you closed your eyes and imagined a cartoon character."

Yeah, my only defence can be that these were Ian Gibson babes. IAN GIBSON BABES.  

Be excellent to each other. And party on!

Shewrog

Oh my god, that is the best f=[;-0g thing I've ever heard, only augmented by the fact that I've been drinking Jim Beam, Coke and freshly squeezed orange juice since 6pm.

MrRazorz